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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurus1 Jul 2022

ln(朋) = ln(月) + ln(月)

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drank gore@thedarkprowlerOct 21

U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones

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IronDev@IronIntOfficialOct 16

Shit on balls simulator

real-time viscous flow in #LiquiGen

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george w bush@georgejibjabSep 17

when i flush my poop down the toilet and it becomes poop lost medias

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Richard Cranium@RichardCranny69May 7

A hungover crank to her tan lines in the office bathroom might be on today’s agenda

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Jaedong Lee@SCJaedong28 Feb 2016

Stephen Curry is not human....

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@BENZOTOOIEApr 29

Daughter, at grocery store: Is everything okay, daddy? Me, distracted: Yea yea sweetie I just… I thought I saw an old friend…

PointlessHub@HubPointlessApr 29

Just back from the store. They didn’t have that thing you wanted but they did have this

Image from PointlessHub (@HubPointless)

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 25

She sünger on my Bob til I KarePantolon

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 24

ssh into dis pussy

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Lark@king_of_limbApr 24

scientists just confirmed that poop has some, if not most, of your memories and is very briefly sentient before drowning

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 19

Image from Static Queen | mocha (@omnomosaurus)

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 16

Do you think anyone is watching becker right now

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professor breeze phd@muad_divaApr 13

Grace mclady calls out the mondo twins in new video

@PopCraveApr 13

Alex Cooper calls out Alix Earle in new video.

Image from Pop Crave (@PopCrave)

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probably Judy Ruliani@__judyrulianiApr 12

call me christopher moltisanti the way i’d crush this dog

Justin Credible@GravySauceCreamApr 11

i’m on a diet, so i’m only having 1 peanut butter and jelly hotdog

Image from Justin Credible (@GravySauceCream)

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 11

Some of the worst posting I've ever seen

@eStarlandApr 10

Every Mario Kart Game Ranked! 🏆

Image from eStarland (@eStarland)

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Static Queen | mocha@omnomosaurusApr 7

*spit takes my rotten asshole of road killed skunk being washed down with rolling rock*

Cinemassacre@cinemassacreApr 6

That's right. An Angry Nintendo Nerd episode from 2006 that NOBODY'S ever seen!

Image from Cinemassacre (@cinemassacre)

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Sonic the Hedgehog

@sonic_hedgehogApr 4

Maria...this is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you.

Replying to @NASA

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

A full disk image of Earth, as seen from the Orion capsule. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. From about 8 to 9 o'clock, a large brown landmass is Africa, with the Iberian peninsula twinkling with lights just where the planet curves. At the 1 o'clock spot, aurora glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space. Credit: NASA/Reid Weisman

ALT A full disk image of Earth, as seen from the Orion capsule. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. From about 8 to 9 o'clock, a large brown landmass is Africa, with the Iberian peninsula twinkling with lights just where the planet curves. At the 1 o'clock spot, aurora glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space. Credit: NASA/Reid Weisman

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eve@csiiracApr 1

we up all nigjt to get itchy

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Kandayo@MKanday0Apr 1

Marth can shorthop > react to audio cue > double jump reverse Up B to cover Luigi misfire. This presents an alternative to timing Fsmash early, which can whiff if no misfire. The Up B puts Marth on ledge afterwards and ready to continue the edgeguard if Luigi does not misfire.

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Lone@lonelytieflingMar 30

AAAAAA MY CROWN, MY CROWN IS RED HOT KHAL DROGO YOU RAT, YOU WEREN'T USING THAT CAULDRON TO MAKE COOKIES, YOU WERE HEATING UP MY CROWN TO GIVE ME THE OL SPICY CROWN

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@fclc cmp lea char (SF Nov 2-8)@FelixCLC_Mar 27

too many people who don't love The Computer have been given the privilege of working on The Computer

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