@ondineb

Ramblings from a Bristolian, via Dallas, the Cayman Islands & now Wales! All typo's are probably because I'm not wearing my glasses 👓

 Rhondda Cynon Taf
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Joined February 2009
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Rescue a #cat. They are amazing #AdoptDontShop – at Cayman Islands
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@The_Forty_FourOct 27
It seems absolutely crazy to me that before the Ballon D’or ceremony last night, Gary Lineker & Harry Kane had NEVER met… WHAT?!😭😭😭
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I've competitively reviewed my rates and I’d love to be your pet sitter! 🐱🐶 Get £15 off when you sign up for Rover via my link. rover.com/sit/dinob22437

Dino B. | Maerdy | Rover.com

I'm fully qualified in nutrition animal care and animal behaviour and welfare, I've been a dog trainer for over 20 years and have my own business. I also have 3 dogs and 5 cats of my own. I know how...

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Going away for Christmas or New Year, make sure your pets are looked after in your own home 😻 taking bookings now Prices – The Green Cat Cafe share.google/mCvkcNJrsUtKVNg…

Prices

Thank you for vising The Green Cat Cafe cat sitting and transport services. I have purposely structured my prices to provide reassurance and confidence in the care of your cats care while you are a…

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I love this
Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Has anyone else figured out why we are importing Baked Beans???
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Follow these simple tips to stay sane walking the dog in this awful weather hotdogtrainerdotcom.wpcomsta…
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Did she go out and buy a @subaru_usa #CelebrityTraitors
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Criminal we lost @mermhart . I'm only here for @JamesBlunt now.#CelebrityTraitors
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Had the misfortune of hearing the news headlines today on the radio, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the first story was a really positive piece on how AI helped to spot a problem on the internet and a couple of headlines later that Barclays are laying off 5000 workers as it relies more on AI. Promoting AI positively so that you don’t feel bad about 5000 people losing their jobs to it 🙄
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Stay Safe Walking Your Dog in Windy Weather – hotdogtrainer.com share.google/7zocGOZbayFBXzI…
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceOct 21
VICTORY! (It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)
Metro@MetroUKOct 21
Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ trib.al/MyMM236

Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface's manifesto has been moved

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linta
@lint_aaOct 20
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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Rob Moore
@robprogressiveOct 17
Your bank will never tell you this But a 30 year mortgage takes: 23 years with one extra overpayment a year 
16 years with two extra payments/year 
10 years with three extra payments/year  But warning: use the term ‘capital overpayment’ so they don’t use your overpayment to cover interest & fees too  You can literally shave two thirds off your mortgage with smart money moves
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I've just entered Calon Cymru Flyball Team into a £500 prize draw by playing easyfundraising's Perfect Pair game. I found the two matching cards in 11 seconds - can you beat me? Click here to play: easyfundraising.org.uk/perfe… easyfundraising.org.uk/match…
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I've seen these self serve dog washes around for about 15 years but never tried one until today. I took Hobo to Dylans pets to try theirs out. What do you think? Would you try it? Let me know below. youtube.com/shorts/RM1NsG-Li…
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What is it about Nigella Lawson? I'm finding her a bit awkward to watch.... Anyone else? #GBBO
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Unbelievable ha ha . My skill level on @ElevateApp in Maths is now Elite. Download the app for free: taps.io/elevateapp?af_sub1=3…
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How posh are the twins? 🤣 #EastEnders
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Hello, want to do more with your dog? Why not try Mantrailling? Meet new people, visit new places and learn new things with your dog! Next induction is Saturday 24th October at Dare Valley Park, click the link to book or ask questions below 👇🏼spond.com/invite/QHFGJ
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It's Autumn and time to upgrade your dogs 🐕 wardrobe 🐕‍🦺 & save som 💵 Check out my Vinted profile & save on coats, harnesses & leads whilst helping our flyball team raise money to represent Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 next year! Click the link now! vinted.co.uk/member/12425684…
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