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“ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ɢʟᴏʀɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ.” ꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ, ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀʀɪɴ, ʜᴏᴋᴋɪᴇɴ, ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴍ, & ɪɴɴᴜᴇɴᴅᴏ. ɪɴꜰᴘ-ᴛ

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Joined May 2009
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Christoflurp retweeted
iPhone Duo not wireless charging in your car? 👀 Try flipping it upside down. Seriously. 😂 Anyone else discovered this? 👀 #iPhoneDuo #iPhoneTips
POV: you thought your wireless charger hated your Galaxy Fold 8 💀 Turns out… just put it upside down 😂 Fold 8 owners, you’re welcome 🫡 @SamsungMalaysia 👀 Save this before you forget. #GalaxyFold8 #GalaxyFold #SamsungTips #WirelessCharging #TechTips
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Christoflurp retweeted
It's just bad moments. Not a bad life
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These days my stomach so dangerous dunno if fart is just air or not
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Una de las tomas más hermosas y cinematográficas que he visto en la F1 [Sepang 2026]
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Christoflurp retweeted
Apple’s new ads features the iconic Proton Iswara.
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to be cringe is to be free
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getting horny from making someone else horny is so much fun
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BREAKING: Malaysia will host the Bahrain Grand Prix at Sepang International Circuit from 2-4 October 2026 Positioned between the Azerbaijan and Singapore Grands Prix, this event, which is subject to final agreements and official sign-off, will become the Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix in Malaysia #F1
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Christoflurp retweeted
I’m super curious, my viewers are:
91%Gay male
7%Bi male
0%Straight male
1%Female
68 votes • Final results
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Can we?
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to more carefree days!
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Christoflurp retweeted
The kind of flirting I want
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manifesting ✨
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normalize 🤝🏻 someone 🤝🏻 commenting on 🤝🏻 ur 🤝🏻 tweets 🤝🏻 even 🤝🏻 tho 🤝🏻 you’re 🤝🏻 not 🤝🏻 that 🤝🏻 close 🤝🏻 we’re 🤝🏻 here 🤝🏻 to 🤝🏻 make 🤝🏻 friends 🤝🏻 not 🤝🏻 just 🤝🏻 to 🤝🏻 have 🤝🏻 thousands 🤝🏻 of 🤝🏻 followers 🤝🏻
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Christoflurp retweeted
"Why do gay men fall in love so fast?" Maybe here is the answer you’ve been looking for ❤️
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i actually wouldn't mind the gym being crowded if half of these people knew how to fucken behave
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Sorry, not keen in rough play
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