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I bought my younger brother a phone after saving for months.
He was so happy he couldn't stop thanking me.
Three weeks later, the phone disappeared.
Everyone in the house searched for it.
My brother cried and swore he didn't know where it was.
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This is one of the reason God will continue to bless side chicks for us, they will never lack.
Main babe - I can't come over, there is flood and rain is falling.
Side chick -
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A man was buried alive in a coffin. Every night, the cemetery guard heard him knocking from inside the grave.
On the seventh night, the knocking suddenly stopped.
The next morning, the guard was found dead beside the grave, with a note in his pocket.
The note contained only 5 words. What did it say? 💀
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One of the mistakes men make is thinking women are weak just because they have less physical strength, lol.
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Employee: Sir, I've come to ask about my three months' unpaid salary.
Manager: “You know the company is struggling. Can't you be patient?”
Employee: “I've been patient, sir. My landlord has given me until Friday to pay my rent.”
Manager: “Everyone has problems. You're not the only employee here.”
Employee: “I understand sir. But my daughter was sent home from school yesterday because I couldn't pay her fees.”
Manager: “Why didn't you tell me earlier?”
Employee: “Because I didn't want you to think I was using my personal problems to pressure the company.”
The manager looked uncomfortable……..
































