@oneunderscore__

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I'm not sure everyone is ready for how unbelievably stupid the next two years are going to be.
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@TheOnion19 Dec 2025
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes-it…
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very manly muppet🐝🇵🇸🍉@mustardenemy3 Dec 2025
I need an Onion Newspaper subscription so badly but I want it delivered by someone tossing it onto my front porch from the basket of their bicycle as they keep moving forward
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@joeybeastmarket2 Dec 2025
ive found the first 100% effective ad. pear time
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onion person@CantEverDie4 Dec 2025
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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@TheOnion4 Dec 2025
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@jnack4 Dec 2025
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Christmas truly came early this year. 😅
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I Deserve it All 🇨🇦@MelaninIsOP_3 Dec 2025
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Gonna use this a lot lmao 🤣
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@TheOnion2 Dec 2025
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@TheOnion7 Oct 2025
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQ….
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@TheOnion25 Sep 2025
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
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@TheOnion18 Sep 2025
This Week's Onion Magazine:
Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

ALT Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

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@TheOnion18 Sep 2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.com/trump-spends-en…

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince...

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@TheOnion16 Sep 2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-b…

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you...

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@oneunderscore__31 Oct 2022
I talked this morning about Elon Musk, his Paul Pelosi conspiracy theory, and how you lose a democracy in the age of the internet.
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No fucking shit buddy.
Sam Altman
@sama3 Sep 2025
i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now
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onion person@CantEverDie26 Aug 2025
i love holding real news in my hands
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@TheOnion25 Aug 2025
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Michael Kruse
@michaelkruse22 Aug 2025
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@WSJbusiness21 Aug 2025
When new owners took the helm of the Onion last year, they tried to revive the satirical publication by rolling back the publication. Their bet on print is starting to pay off on.wsj.com/4lwGOXj

Exclusive | The Onion Brought Back Its Print Edition. The Gamble Is Paying Off.

Print editions appeal to nostalgic readers and stand out in a crowded digital-media landscape, making them an attractive strategic play.

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@TheOnion18 Aug 2025
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conservative-ma…

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being...

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Liv 🇵🇸@bisexualbozo15 Aug 2025
This bar I was at had a physical copy of the Onion and LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN IT
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