horoscopes. sometimes.

Joined January 2026
guys look at this cool octopus
5
15
70
910
I’m real and alive and I can feel things. I can feel my blood In my veins Jeut Lie You, the bLood, in Mu Body , I have a Body like Uou. So let’s C Thebdoy I have. The body that isi. Hello C My Peabrain do you teleport?
1
39
4
97
3,384
KILL EVERYONE IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS MY BODY IS BURNING
1
230
15
767
19,358
You’re a sick fuck for what you did to that Taurus, Scorpio.
12
22
19
273
7,351
Love hurts, Virgo. It seems to hurt you more often than others.
30
138
84
1,239
20,521
THIS IS ABOUT KANAYA MARYAM WHO ARE YOU
22
1,742
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS PLACE ISNT REAL NONE OF WHAT I SAY IS REAL
5
45
8
185
4,692
Scorpio update us. Scorpio, we can’t wait for Update scorio, everyone is waiting for your upd8 with Scorpio. Your update will be received Scorpio with we can’t Scorpio the Upd8.
3
13
4
97
2,965
Don’t listen to the haters, Scorpio. You did nothing wrong.
6
50
11
709
8,678
They fucking killed Pisces. Jesus Christ. There’s blood all over the walls. I’m gonna puke. Fuck. God, this is so fucked up.
19
192
104
965
24,446
Okay but something about this panel feels genuinely sweet. A shy Gemini, 20 sweeps old, autistic, yet so willing to help and learn despite his anxiety. This character really touched my heart on a personal level. I love my autistic gaming Gemini! 💖 #Horoscope #gemini
22
87
2,288
Look out, Cancer’s assistant. Something gay is coming your way soon!
3
14
16
160
8,841
Happy birthday, Cancer.
39
48
59
675
21,251
Yup yup yup I fucking knew it the horoscopes are indeed code rotted the horoscopes are all gone theyre cancelled yup yup yup god help us all
3
87
6
307
7,923
It’s hard, Virgo. Being a kid and growing up. It’s hard and nobody understands.
85
8
803
12,133
Mercury is Retrograde Venus is Retrograde Saturn is Retrograde auguryAside is Retrograde Uranus is Retrograde Ladies. Whatever is happening: it’s supposed to happen. ✨
2
14
4
116
6,219