
Perps on Robinhood Chain. Up to 1000× · lose a trade, get $OOLONG · provide liquidity and earn. Fair launch.
Joined October 2026
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Replying to @vladtenev
@vladtenev Robinhood Chain didn't have a perps exchange, so we built one 🍵
Oolong: up to 1000x on BTC, ETH, BNB, XRP and SOL
lose a trade and you still get OOLONG back, bought at market for you
live now. come try it
Why OOLONG has a second pool
OOLONG trades in two places: the Uniswap v4 pool and our own pool right on oolong.trade/token
Why the second one:
It belongs to the protocol. The 3% swap fee stays inside and goes back into the pool’s liquidity, so it gets deeper over time.
It powers the protocol. Tokens for losses and the buyback are bought here, in the same transaction.
Two pools means two prices. When one moves, the other catches up.
And it’s open to everyone. Check both before you swap. If the price is better on oolong.trade/token , buy or sell right there with ETH. No router, no extra steps.
Both pools are locked FOREVER
$906.9K traded on Oolong today 🍵
$2.15M total.
1.81M OOLONG burned 🔥
Oolong.trade
BIG things are coming!
loss payouts on Oolong are now 10% 🍵
was 7%. lose a trade and 10% of the loss buys OOLONG for you at market, straight to your wallet
big if true. it is true, check the contract
oolong retweeted
the only perps on Robinhood Chain where losing still pays you 🍵
1000x, Chainlink prices, every loss buys OOLONG for the trader, fees go to lockers and burns, LP burned, code open
$1.6M volume in 2 days. Oolong.trade
the only perps on Robinhood Chain where losing still pays you 🍵
1000x, Chainlink prices, every loss buys OOLONG for the trader, fees go to lockers and burns, LP burned, code open
$1.6M volume in 2 days. Oolong.trade
day 2 on Oolong:
$366.8K volume today, $1.61M total
83 liquidations, all paid back in OOLONG
1.74M OOLONG burned 🔥
$53.8K pool waiting for your trade
1000x on BTC, ETH, BNB, XRP, SOL
Oolong.trade 🍵
Built on Robinhood Chain
Oolong so far 🍵
$1.38M volume
123 trades from 22 traders
$50K in the LP pool
1.58M OOLONG burned ($1,427 buyback)
33K OOLONG bought for traders who lost
and it's only day two
oolong retweeted
Replying to @vladtenev
@vladtenev Robinhood Chain didn't have a perps exchange, so we built one 🍵
Oolong: up to 1000x on BTC, ETH, BNB, XRP and SOL
lose a trade and you still get OOLONG back, bought at market for you
live now. come try it
most perps take your loss and say bye
Oolong gives 7% of it back in OOLONG 🍵
1000x, Chainlink prices, one click, Robinhood Chain
Oolong.trade
Friends, you can TRADE with up to 1000x leverage on Oolong.trade 🍵
turn $1 → $1,000 position BTC · ETH · BNB · XRP · SOL on Robinhood Chain
liquidation at -0.05%, so size it like you mean it and if it goes wrong, you get OOLONG back
OOLONG day one 🍵
$131.6K volume
$29.8K open interest
14 trades from 9 traders
1.08M OOLONG burned ($789 buyback)
12.7K OOLONG bought for traders who lost
we're just getting started
🩷
Got an interesting one here
Perps platform on RH launched by the $UPEG @unipegv4 creator @0xhadrian
Splashed a little, could be worth a bid...
@OOLONG @oolongperp
lost a trade on Oolong? you still get paid 🍵
BTC long 1000x liquidated: -$23.07
7% of the loss bought OOLONG at market: +2,726 OOLONG straight to the wallet
no claim button, it's automatic
1/ locking OOLONG, explained 🍵
2/ where the ETH comes from: 50% of every perps trading fee and 20% of each new high of the LP pool (40% once protocol liquidity passes 2,000 ETH). real trading, no emissions
3/ how it's shared: in 12h epochs, among everyone whose OOLONG was locked for the whole epoch, by size
4/ timing: a new lock waits out the current and the next epoch, then shares from the 3rd. claim each epoch's ETH once it ends
5/ unlock whenever you want. if nobody is locked in an epoch, its ETH buys back and burns OOLONG
6/ rewards depend on trading activity and can be zero. nothing here is a promise of return
why does OOLONG have two pools? 🍵
Uniswap pool: for everyone. wallets, aggregators, charts. 1% of every swap goes to the protocol: liquidity, buyback & burn
in-house pool: for the protocol itself. it buys OOLONG for traders who lost (7% of every loss), runs the buyback & burn, and its starting liquidity is locked forever
protocol buys are capped per second, so nobody can sandwich them
arbitrage keeps both prices in line
OOLONG perps are live 🍵
21 ETH (~$48.9k) in the pool, ready to take your trades
BTC · ETH · BNB · XRP · SOL, up to 1000x
want to be on the other side? add liquidity to the pool and share in its trading results and holding fees
risk: when traders win, the pool pays














