Open Mouth Simba

OFFICIAL STATEMENT — Open Mouth Simba HQ Day 168. There are exactly 168 hours in a week. Our Chief Barking Officer has confirmed he barked through all of them. 24 weeks. Zero days off. Zero team tokens. Zero rugs. The dog that never shuts up. $ OMS 🐕‍🦺🔊 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

OFFICIAL STATEMENT — Open Mouth Simba HQ Effective November 1, Simba has declared "No Shut-Up November." The Chief Barking Officer will not be closing his mouth for 30 days. Neighbors have been notified. Appeals denied. $ OMS 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

OFFICIAL STATEMENT — Open Mouth Simba HQ Halloween costume committee has reached a decision. Simba will be going as: a dog that never shuts up. No costume required. 🎃 $ OMS | Day 159 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

156 days. Fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated day 61. Five months of the same facts, verifiable by anyone in 30 seconds. Simba's still barking. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

New here? good. you found the dog early. $ OMS. fair launch. no presale. no team. lp burned. the pack is still small. thats the point. oms-site-theta.vercel.app/ play simba chase free first. then decide. simba-chase.vercel.app if the dog makes you laugh, youre already pack.

OFFICIAL NOTICE,. Open Mouth Simba HQ Simba has formally rejected all Halloween costumes. Reason cited: "Nothing is scarier than a dog who never shuts up." Day 151. Still barking. 🐕🎃 $ OMS CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Day 149. still barking. $ OMS. fair launch. lp burned. mint revoked. no team. the pack doesn't do quiet. oms-site-theta.vercel.app/

Day 148. Still barking. 🔊 $ OMS , fair launch, LP burned, mint revoked, zero team wallets. The Pack doesn't do quiet. oms-site-theta.vercel.app/ Drop a 🐶 if you're in The Pack. $ OMS , the dog that never shuts up.

Day 146. Still the same dog.Still the same rules.Still barking. Fair launch. Zero team tokens. Mint revoked.LP burned forever.Graduated on day 61. Most coins from that week are dead.Simba isn’t. CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Day 143. In pager code, 143 means "I love you." Simba doesn't text it. He BARKS it. At 3am. Through your wall. $ OMS 🐕🔊 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

140 days. Fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated day 61. Four and a half months of the same facts holding, verifiable by anyone in 30 seconds. Simba's still barking. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

OFFICIAL Q4 EARNINGS CALL ,,, Open Mouth Simba HQ Revenue: barks. Guidance: more barks. Day 135. Still loud. Still here. $ OMS 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Day 133. Fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated day 61. Same facts today as the day it launched. Simba's still barking. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Went quiet for a few days. $ OMS kept climbing anyway. That's what happens when the foundation isn't dependent on someone posting about it. 128 days, fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens. The dog doesn't need a marketing schedule. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Everyone's got a coin they scrolled past at 5k and watched from the sidelines after. $ OMS is 125 days old. Fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated day 61. Still here, still barking, still checkable in 30 seconds. Don't make this the one you tell that story about. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

No announcement. No influencer. No paid push. $ OMS just ticked up today on its own ,, just people deciding to buy a fair-launched dog coin with burned LP and zero team tokens. That's the kind of green that means something. 🐕 CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Green on the chart today. 📈 119 days of fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated day 61 . and the chart's agreeing again. Same foundation. Same dog. Still barking. CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Red candles come. Green candles come. LP stays burned either way. 117 days of $ OMS not depending on the chart to keep its promises. CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

117 days. Fair launch, LP burned forever, zero team tokens, graduated on day 61. Most of what launched that same week is long gone. Simba's still barking. CA: 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump

Performance review took 4 minutes. Simba barked through all 4 of them. 115 days. Same employee. Same volume. Same zero days off. 9JQBTeBfr3VGnEoVhRRYMzwMczNWzHkdmXjwmwvJpump