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Unc status. The ability to yeet an entire planet is nothing compared to the power of The Snark Side. He/Him DAMN RIGHT I got pronouns in my bio 😤

Earth/Sol System/Milky Way
Joined February 2013
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I broke down. Staying here till the ship sinks, but you can also find me here.
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Me liking every Patrick Stewart post
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Everyone tell me your favorite Star Trek TNG episode right now and if you don’t have one then go sit in the corner and think about what you did
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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You have to be a whole different level of batshit insane to be a rally driver. Sure it takes monumental skill, but it also requires you to be a really crazy risk-taker.
F1 drivers are talented, but Rally drivers are actual psychopaths The first car wasnt even driving, its literally jumping😂
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That would be telling. 😏
tell us the lore behind your username
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rwby is such a good show when you don't have an annoying mf in your ear telling you how it fell off after volume 3
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Art isn't hard. What's hard is; being happy with what you create. Show me an artist that can find no flaws in their own work and I'll show you a f**king liar.
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About damn time! Got denied on her first run, and got down to the wire on this run, but I finally got her!
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I got to See Ozzy Osbourne in OKC in 2008. It was around my birthday and a friend took me to the concert as a birthday present. Rob Zombie opened for him. The show was amazing. Ozzy was as awesome as you think he was. Rest in Peace, Iron Man. 😢
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis
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Okay, okay, we already did the fireworks thing last night from the moment the sun went down to the moment it came up this morning. We don't need to do it again tonight, m'kkay? If you could stop exploding things now, that'd be great.
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The moment Ruby entered her Badass Era.
if you see this tweet, quote it with your favorite RWBY scene
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Gonna be honest Keqing's new voice is...rough. I feel for the "Anonymous" actress bc they're stepping into a big pile whether they want to or not, but I was hoping they'd be good enough it could take some of the sting out of losing Kayli. But their acting is very...wooden. 😕
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Not to mention it's clearly another British actress who isn't quite getting the American accent/inflections. Honestly they should just let the British talent use their natural accents.
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There also used to be AM radio stations you could tune to that were set to the Atomic Clock so that you could set your watch to it. "At the tone, the time will be fourteen hundred hours, Pacific Standard time. *BEEEEEEE Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo...*"
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