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Hey let’s leave a profound wound on each other’s lives and then fall off
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you met me at a very kanye time in my life
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Checking my bank account a month after a breakup
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I think there’s reason why I haven’t made it in life yet . God knows what I’m gonna use my money for.
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i like a bitch that makes it obvious she fucks with me
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Wait
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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you caught me at a very peter parker time of my life
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if this happens i’m drinking tonight
“This Could Be Catastrophic”: GOP Braces for Southern Wipeout, Senate Seats at Risk From Texas to North Carolina
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Might be my favorite tweet of the year
No heisman No biletnikoff And your ass going to the chargers😭🕊️
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When you work on a project for 8 years and all you got is a title to show
First logo for ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’.
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Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “Enough of this election bs. U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose”
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When you find out your ho goin
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Kanye played 51 songs last night. And left out many bangers. Absolutely unreal and the next day, I’m still thinking about it nonstop.
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genuinely was going bar 4 bar at the kanye concert
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Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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“I told you. Fidone. I told you.” 😂😂😂 cc: Jerry Foley
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hate getting ignored man yup yeah lets all ignore the really funny cool guy
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1st night coochie giver uppers be around for years no app cap. 😂
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