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my jane street playing cards got my backpack flagged at tsa

i hope china burns your company to the ground

i hope to see you give your local brown boy reparations for divali today

dude gave a play by play on how to cheat on hackerrank 😂 "keeping a phone in front of the screen avoids gaze detection" oh man

who the fuck has money to buy first class tickets on an hour long flight to rhode island?

why doesn’t sam altman just download more ram? is he an idiot?

it’s for you man it’s lit

gg ssibal easy

someone talk me out of grad school

the unfunniest most shallow semi-attractive man you know will be going out as captain save-a-ho tonight

netanyahu could not have concocted today's wordle

added my roommate on discord to send a codenames link and his ign is 'scooby jew'

this girl i'm in a club with only seems to bump into me on days where i haven't shaved or done laundry yet

i never understood why people unfollowed someone without removing them as a follower, but some of the people i quickadded freshman year are getting really annoying and im too lazy to remove all of them as followers individually

struggle meal, china: 🤩

guy whose favorite kpop song is gangnam style

me explaining a paper explaining aggregated attention follows a power law distribution: 'its like hypergamy but for tokens'

tried waking up early gimmick and slept through my alarms till 2:06 pm