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Cricket-themed superhero. Single dad. Forklift certified. -- Superhero OC.

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Joined October 2020
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⠀⠀⠀⠀' I was real big back in the 90s. ' ⠀⠀⠀⠀the washed up SUPERHERO back ⠀⠀⠀⠀by UNPOPULAR demand . . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀The CRICKETEER ⠀⠀⠀⠀#ocrp
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"How much for hairline correction surgery?"
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Divorce is the worst feeling besides like getting stabbed in the kidney.
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"Who are you calling old?"
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"They're gonna hate you regardless, just be you."
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𝙕𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙕𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙖 Portrayed By Wolfie.xn--6ii ♡ + ↺ nitter.gq/WitchesAndMagic/status…
𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝑻𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
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"Did you all know I just had a delicious burger just now?"
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You considered a chew toy? I got this blue rubber bone, it's my guilty pleasure.
I need to bite something, steel isnt cutting it anymore
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"I hear crime brewing."
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"Someone should do something."
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"Suit feels too damn tight."
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˗ˏˋ 𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙖.𝙠.𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧-𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩 ✮⋆˙ X-MEN OC. ✮⋆˙ #MARVELRP #XMENRP #MVRP ✮⋆˙ MDNI. ✮⋆˙ INFO BELOW. ↺ + ♡
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The bugs have been released. Start running.
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"I love spending time with my guys."
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"Hey, the game is GOOD, the water temple? Not that bad. However, stack that up against the game that I had in my head that couldn't be properly produced at the time and it'd look like...well, it wouldn't hold a candle."
"crap.. like.. ocarina of time. 'm gonna pretend you're just pullin' my leg here and say that was a joke. not a great one, but, a joke nonetheless."
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"If my branding was different? Sure, but a guy like me is distined for a Crickillion, once the Crickmaster of my game comes out. My game was overshadowed by total crap like Ocarina of Time coming out in the same month, I just need to release my game when the market is dead."
"those're rookie numbers. y'ever sold a spidillion?"
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"Everybody loves Spider-Man's games, but the only game I ever got was panned worldwide. Cricketeer's Cricket should have gotten like, a crickillion sales."
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the cricketeer. retweeted
pov he kicked your sorry butt
// character concept...martial arts big boy who is very sure of himself and loves teasing people
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Handing you a beer. "Here, friend. You look like you need it."
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"Beer would taste sooo good right now."
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