Software engineer. Builder. Curious about the world 🌍 Founder @rvomedia | @wejapatravel

Here today, gone tomorrrr… 🛫
Joined July 2009
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the moat is that i got the dawg in me
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Sigh. Why?
Zoomed into a random small town in Brazil. This is how it looks. Only marginally better than towns in Nigeria.
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Otoide A. retweeted
I’m so solution-oriented that I get genuinely frustrated when people just want to dwell on a problem and keep talking about it. Like, WTH?! 😭 WHAT’S THE SOLUTION??
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Otoide A. retweeted
One of the FE engineers I really admire and respect once swore he would never work with people or use AI to code, but now he complains about the Claude code limit being a bottleneck even on his plan. Give it time; you will adjust too.
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Ehhhh!!!! You dont want me to tension my haters?!!!
When you start making money, avoid the temptation of an immediate lifestyle upgrade.
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Says more about you than him tbh
Men will lick your plate clean and still expect a kiss afterward. Lol
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🚨🗣️ Zinedine Zidane Proposes Separate Awards for Club and International Football “The Ballon d’Or organisers need to be more consistent with their decisions. They used La Liga performances to award Lamine Yamal the Kopa Trophy over Pau Cubarsí, relied on World Cup performances to award Unai Simón the Yashin Trophy over David Raya, ignoring a whole season of club football and used Bundesliga performances to award Harry Kane the Gerd Müller Trophy over Kylian Mbappé, despite Mbappé's incredible scoring record. They also prioritised Champions League success when selecting Club of the Year, yet placed greater emphasis on international tournament success when choosing Coach of the Year over managers who delivered outstanding results at club level. So, which criteria actually matter: domestic league performances, Champions League success or international tournaments? If the organisers cannot apply consistent standards across every category, they should separate club football awards from international football awards. Players and managers deserve recognition based on clear, fair criteria, not standards that appear to change from one award to another. The Ballon d’Or needs reform. #BallonDor
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Ballon d’Or in London last night 🏆 Congrats to @HKane 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #BallonDor
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If i had the funds, I would buy Snapchat and delete all the filters @elonmusk help me out here buddy 😭
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David Raya wins the Ballon D'or Yashin Trophy Big win for Arsenal #BallonDor2026 #BallonDor
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Moment Nigerians superstar Burna Boy presented Socrates Award to Arsenal’s Saka at #BallonDor
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Built on goals. Crowned by The World's Game. Congratulations on the @ballondor, @HKane. 🏆
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The beautiful thing is nobody cares about this jargons. They just want a video good enough to market and convert leads, and if Claude can do that, it has your job already. A client isn’t hiring you for Kenburn effect, they’re hiring you to help them convert leads.
Claude does not know when to do a Kenburn effect or kinetic typography effect in a motion video. Claude does not understand hicks law , or user journey. Claude only gives the illusion of confidence to those who do not know anything and are easily impressed by basics.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Never doing that shit again!
My teeth has not remained the same ever since I went to whiten it. 😭
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Business development, sales & marketing
I'm tired of pretending what's the full meaning of BDSM?
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The Don Jazzy Tech Scholarship 2027 is now open! Apply here: donjazzy.tsacademy.com Good luck, guys! ❤️🐘
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Don J! One or 2 doings is a serious problem 😭🤣
I’m going thru my comments to see who has a serious problem that I might be able to solve. But so far na cruise una Dey catch o.
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This appears to be a bird of prey, possibly a hawk. These birds sometimes land on roads because they're injured, exhausted, disoriented or feeding on something. A bird being unable to fly away is not evidence of supernatural forces. It may simply be distressed or injured. Also, these birds play an important ecological role by controlling rodents and other small animals. We really need to stop demonising wildlife because of superstition. Nature is fascinating enough without assigning spiritual intentions to animals.
God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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