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bonerfied Louisianimal

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2015
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pregaming by watching this and then watching it again
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the period btwn noon and 1 pm every Saturday when bf is in therapy and I wander the streets of Bushwick and read my book
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was the exorcism I just witnessed outside of PureGym a good or bad sign
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Tchaikovsky? YOU had tea.
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Literally cant stop watching naruto and being fat as fuck
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This tap water got me feeling obedient
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It was unique being an only child raised by a single mom who constantly watched Inside Edition because I truly believed the biggest threat to those around me was Alec Baldwin
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hello everybody it’s a good day
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I love you Maurice the Cat
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btw I’m your favorite doctor and I’m prescribing you #TummyTuesday once a week for life
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At this point, I deserve a Mangekyo Sharingan.
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Please save us President Janet Jackson
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in 2006 a wounded america cried out "fergalicious"
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this being perhaps my most popular tweet ever
until he stops and looks at me. He laughs. “We don’t have to do this,” he says through that cocky smile. “I know it’s hard to take.” “It’s worth it,” I say. He jizzes, farts a little. Unscented. We both giggle. He pays for my chipotle and eats his quesadilla off my ass
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Hey can someone explain the malevolent grim spirit of foreboding doom that’s been hanging in the air since end of last week
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