I like to fly airplanes 🤷🏽‍♂️

CPT - DC - NOLA - VEGAS
Joined March 2014
That Accutane doing Big Sexxy right 😮‍💨
Drake & Sexyy Red's Bromance is unmatched Drake new GF 😍
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Can’t wait until you’re 40 to straighten up and fly right, David! Let’s get it…
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When did Walmart get body cams?
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Why not take the safety at :02? Then kick it deep? Terrible mgmt.
Could be one of the new worst losses in CFB history
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We gotta have some kind of ettiquette requirement for window shades on an airplane and WHEN to use them. Enough is enough! 😭
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I’m so fed up! …. And it’s ALWAYS my row. Just bright as hell! 😭
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Him and Joe Buck-Beisner shoulda stayed at FOX.
Troy Aikman was throwing around superlatives like crazy on the MNF broadcast
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Sometimes, life be “life’n” extra hard. Today is one of those times.
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Lmaooooooo. The franchise is a joke!
Breaking: Deshaun Watson has been named the starting QB for the Browns, sources told @RapSheet and @AdamSchefter.
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Miss Rachel > Gracie. IYKYK.
Ms. Rachel just said Mississippi was the ONLY state to ban Sesame Street in 1970 because it showed black & white children playing together. 🤯🤯 I was today years old…
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This Kyle Shanahan saga is bananas.
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Damn. I’m kinda sad this FIFA thing is over 🥴
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Brandy’s neck all shriveled up. The GLP1s are winning 🫤
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You gotta leave after the FIRST time they put their hands on you.
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Dave 🐶⚡️ retweeted
I’m so talked out, im not addressing anything anymore. The answers you want are always in people’s actions. I no longer want an explanation as to why people chose to be weird when it comes to me. Your actions were enough for me to realize you’re not who I THOUGHT you were
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DFW based flight attendant — I bet.
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Whole Foods fits my aesthetic so perfectly.
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Falling asleep at 8:00pm has me missing ALL the opportunities. I mean… incessant opportunities.
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