J. Wilson

"...when you pass someone sitting by the trail alone with two backpacks nearby, you know good and well that their partner is taking a shit." --from Elevation Gain (my latest book) Buy it here: amazon.com/gp/product/B08P13…

Anyway, when are @SnoopDogg and @briansetzer59 gonna get in a rap battle and settle some stuff?

I’m on the #fobab big screen. Fart Fart. Fart Fart Fart. #drinkingpants

If I had $1.99 for every bag of ice I paid for and didn’t grab on the way out the grocery store door, I’d be breaking even.

Every day matters at 12.75.

I’m not a sherry expert but this stuff from 1955 seems tasty.

I haven’t taken a photo of a taco in a while.

Oh no! We’ve riled up The Shadow (local morality monitoring superhero) again with our debauchery

Not my first time emceeing a burlesque show but was my first time wearing pasties. #livealot #burlesque #drinkingpants #himom

I’m over there on Facebook recommending books to my junior high reading teacher, so you know she was a good one.

Antelope Canyon. I took 300 photos in one hour. 5 stars

Four days backpacking in Grand Canyon. This is my favorite pic.

Guys. I just want to advocate for drinking 7 or 8 beers, and then returning to your #nashville @Airbnb and eating Braunschweiger on @Doritos with your #CraftBrewersCon TriStar Blonde Ale

The Art of Frozen Pizza

We’re trying like what feels like a steer to support everyone in our neck of the woods. crestonnews.com/opinion/colu…

I brewed a brewlesque beer (Hellesexy Lager) with my pals Morticia Midwest and Johnny Bravado (@My_RubySlippers) for this show. eventbrite.com/e/an-evening-…

Pulled off the wrong tri-clamp and dumped a half barrel of coffee porter on the ground. How’s your Friday?

One of the few things I’ve ever liked about living in Iowa is drinking beer on a dirt road. Eric and I recently elevated the pastime.

Praise the lard! After much trial and error, I’ve tapped my first seltzer.

Looks like I mostly drink IPAs in the Spring.