Pixel-pushin' vector-wranglin' internet cowboy. I don't lie, cheat, or steal, but I'm still most wanted.

Roanoke, VA
Joined March 2009
"Flasks? Beakers? TEXTBOOKS?! Son, are you on the science? How did this happen?!" "IT WAS YOU, OKAY?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!"
Great. If I don't talk to you before, have a wonderful trip! – at Roanoke, VA
Oooh, lunch when you get back? – at Roanoke, VA
yessssss and they just made space ghost coast to coast free online – at Roanoke, VA
De rien – at Roanoke, VA
Kids are the worst. Put their jam-covered hands all over the controllers, I bet. Good thing you got there early. – at Roanoke, VA
That was a good night. – at Roanoke, VA
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I heard Joni Mitchell's Woodstock this morning, and now I can't get Bad Company out of my head. – at Roanoke, VA
Welp, that's as far as I'm going to make it. Congratulations @huongfralin, you've found my… instagram.com/p/BABCFL4yAvc/
@meganglassman You're breaking my little Trekkie heart. – at Roanoke, VA
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Soup or Saturday? – at Roanoke, VA
You can color my Roanoke wreath illustration, found in this morning's Roanoke Times, and win… instagram.com/p/_PDw4pyArK/ – at Roanoke, VA
Very glad to have been able to illustrate this wreath for @SaveThisBuyThat. It could use some color though... xitter.cf/SaveThisBuyThat/status… – at Roanoke, VA
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drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra
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Twitter followers...ASSEMBLE! xitter.cf/JoelGHodgson/status/67…
Oh yeah: and we hit our next GOAL to #BringBackMST3K! 9 new eps + we’ve got 48 HRS LEFT to get a full 12. Please RT! BringBackMST3K.com
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Eating my weight in butter cookies and tea. If I don't survive, find solace in the knowledge that I died doing what I loved. – at Roanoke, VA
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More to come. #roanoke @ Roanoke, Virginia instagram.com/p/-6gOIFyAv7/ – at Roanoke, VA