post pubescent
ligma, oregon
Joined December 2015
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i understand it’s probably not a job requirement, but show me one female car mechanic that doesn’t have jet black hair
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when the bowery electric song is 10+ mins and you have your head down on your desk taking a nap >>>>>
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just saw a guy walking on the shoulder of the BQE and texting like he was meeting up with a friend at the Queens Boulevard exit
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getting a pack of camel crushes and a celsius playa vibe from the bodega: look at mr mom over here doing the grocery shopping!
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jumping into a pool: party animal vibes
falling into a pool and spraining your ankle because you thought you saw a ufo: mr magoo vibes
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the psychosis displayed on love island is beautiful. someone will leave and their friend will say something like “i don’t want to do THIS without you” and the THIS is being on vacation for another week.
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usually, as a grown man, when i fall on the ground, grasping my knee and wailing, that means my knee hurts so much that i don’t get up 15 seconds later and start playing 30 minutes of soccer
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They’ve explored each others bodies, haven’t they…
Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour pose together at the ‘Stranger Things 5’ premiere in Hollywood.
(🎥: @DEADLINE)
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this dumbass said MANGYNA
Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say @andrewcuomo is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because @CurtisSliwa cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that.
If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences.
@realDonaldTrump is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA
I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together.
We will know supposedly by 9:30pm.
Say a prayer.
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people at the gym are so obsessed with doing a machine backwards, as if they found the “secret way” to exercise that the manufacturer didn’t want you to know about
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husbands are being disrespected left and right! i didn’t watch 10 seasons of love island and 20 seasons of real housewives to not be invited to “girls night”!
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