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Joined August 2013
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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Just deciding if I should put on my red cape today or do I wear a few days of mourning black first?
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Time for a pumpkin spice drive off a cliff.
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I feel like a shot would steady my nerves. Maybe something with Kahluamala?
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Currently a victim of electionstential dread.
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Sometimes I think about when a woman told me I did it the easy way having twins and I didn’t kick her in the crotch.
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Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule
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I did a democracy
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I finally figured out where to hide the Halloween candy so I wouldn’t eat it all, just wish I could remember where that was
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Being awake makes me so tired.
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I find myself saying ridiculous things to my kids like; when I was a kid you had to actually insert a key into the car to make it go
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My daughter asked me what hawk tuah means so I told her it means two hawks in French.
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Fact-checking: If a Tesla truck catches fire, is it considered a carbecue or a dumpster fire?
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Shower Wall Hair Divination 21: Look. Matthew has a problem, but stop calling him Sputterbutt.
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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up
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My girls will be playful soft little kittens at home and the second they get into the car they turn into truck driving sailor mouthed ufc fighters.
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