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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Just deciding if I should put on my red cape today or do I wear a few days of mourning black first?
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Sometimes I think about when a woman told me I did it the easy way having twins and I didn’t kick her in the crotch.
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Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule
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I finally figured out where to hide the Halloween candy so I wouldn’t eat it all, just wish I could remember where that was
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I find myself saying ridiculous things to my kids like; when I was a kid you had to actually insert a key into the car to make it go
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My daughter asked me what hawk tuah means so I told her it means two hawks in French.
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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up








