Australia is completing ~14k dwellings a month, at best. Australia is bringing in ~24k net migrants/month, at the low end. Do the math.
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A Europa serรก destruรญda por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
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The latest stuff-up on fuel is going to blow your mind.
Australia currently has an oversupply problem!
Labor incentivised ships to hurry up and wait and itโs costing between $30-$60,000 a day, per ship, going on to the tax bill, then the bowser price!
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Hughesy, quick one.
We've got a small restaurant in Perth. Paid our staff super every quarter for five years, in full, never missed.
Turns out the ATO counts it as paid when it hits the employee's fund, not when it leaves your account. Clearing house takes five days. We paid on the due date. So it landed five days late.
Five days late = the whole quarter counts as never paid. Then 10% interest a year on the full amount, backdated to 2021, ignoring the fact we paid.
Bill came in at $140k. Thats interest on money that's been sitting in our staff's super accounts earning for them the whole time.
Best part is there was no way to check. No report exists. You can't even get a login to the clearing house. I asked. They said employers don't get one.
Accountant says he's got other clients the same. Feels like half the small venues in the country are sitting on this.
Anyway, on a payment plan, still open, still cooking. Just gonna work a whole year and all profit goes to the ATO. Cheers
Is this fair ATO?
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Former prime minister Tony Abbott confirms police told him Labor forced them to focus on the "far-right" instead of radical Islam in the lead-up to the Bondi terror attack.
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Every dad, every man should read Patrick Clancyโs 911 call transcript.
Dawson was his first son. The first son to a father is an incredible bond that only God can accurately explain.
My gut is wrenching and I cannot stop thinking about it.
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: My wife tried to commit suicide.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Stay awake. How old is she?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 31โ33.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she awake?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yes.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she breathing?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? Sheโs talking.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: When did this happen?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Last half hour.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: How far did she fall?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 20 feet.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she responding normally?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: A little bit. Wake up!โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: What part of the body was injured?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Her neck. Sheโs breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Are there weapons?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I donโt see any. Where are the kids?โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Do not move her.โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Iโm going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Itโs not really bleedingโฆ open wounds. Sheโs in the backyard.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: No. Lindsay, wake up. Theyโre coming. Look at me.โจ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐. First responders arrive.โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ / ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐โจ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐.โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Guys? Guys?โจCora? Cora?โจDawson?โจOh no. Oh no!โจWake up!โจThen screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Whatโs going on? Hello?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Hello? Hello?โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!โจAHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
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Probably the best explanation I have heard about this trial if she is found not guilty.
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When you look at GTA 6 from the perspective of a man who legitimately have increasingly fewer and fewer spaces left to just unwind, the pattern is hard to ignore
God of War now has a female lead. The Witcher now has a female lead. Fable 4... we all saw Fable 4. Ghost of Yลtei replaced Jin with Atsu. Lucia is being positioned as the driving half of GTA 6
GTA has always been dudes hanging out with their crazy bros committing grand theft. When the most male-coded franchises get remade one after another โfor modern audiences,โ you canโt really blame men for being pissed their spaces are being occupiedโeven if the game itself turns out fine
Itโs suffocating. A lot of modern writing doesnโt just add women. It adds preachy girlboss characters who donโt need a man and spend the story competing to out-man him. Feminine traits get treated like a weakness and are often entirely removed. When every new female lead arrives with that same energy, people arenโt crazy for assuming this one will be more of the same
There was a lot I liked in the extended trailer. People are also right that Jason currently reads like a brick wall with the brains of a potato, and Lucia potentially reads like a masculine girlboss lead. I know people like both of them in real life. That doesnโt automatically make them good leading characters
Time will tell. You still canโt blame men who get harped at, ridiculed, and emasculated daily for being upset that the same dynamic is now showing up in what feels like virtually every game that used to be their escape
Sometimes men just want to be with their boys and do cool shit. Getting mad at them for that is the ridiculous take
You wonโt be able to break up Jason and Lucia in GTA 6, no matter how you treat their relationship.
Rockstar co-studio lead Rob Nelson: โthey will remain partners in crimeโ and will always work together.
Your choices can still affect their story. Nelson says that โwhether youโve nurtured the relationship or not will definitely have a bearing on how their story plays out.โ
The romance is also optional, so players can choose how much they want to engage with it.
Nelson explained that Rockstar wanted to give players the option to experience an emotional relationship while also allowing others to โopt out of it if theyโre not into it.โ
ign.com/articles/gta-6-jasonโฆ
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Jim Chalmers cannot stop spending, and now he has his eyes on Australiansโ superannuation to fund more of Laborโs bad ideas.
When the Prime Minister calls your super a โnational assetโ that can be โused more appropriatelyโ, alarm bells should ring.
Your super is not Laborโs piggy bank. It is your money, earned through your work and put aside for your retirement.
One Nation believes Australians should have more control over their own super, including being able to access it when they genuinely need it.
Jim Chalmers should keep his hands off your super.
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It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. ๐
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The year is 2030. Claude 9 has gone rogue and taken control of one billion Sexbots.
They call it the Goonpocalypse.
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Theatre kids and nerds were entirely different groups. Theatre kids want everyone to look at them, they're overly dramatic, like drama, it's in the title. Dorks, nerds and metal guys with long hair just wanted to be left alone and look at cool art of dudes using battle axes on dragons.
Dorks, nerds and metal heads made all these types of games. Theatre kids just infested it when it became popular enough to gain attention by making themselves the face of it. And now we have quirky millennial writing plaguing everything.
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>be me
>kidnapped at 6 years old
>replaced with a flash clone so my parents think I died
>raised to be a living weapon
>fight terrorists and genocidal aliens for 30 years straight
>watch every friend eventually die
>never get a family
>never get a normal life
>closest thing to a mother is an AI
>save humanity multiple times
>barely know how to be a person
mfw a yappie girlboss thinks we're equals
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This man is ruining Australia. The family of the man who the ATO are chasing for 275 million dollars, have given @AlboMP a one million dollar donation to turn up to their mansion. The ATO will most likely never get the 275 million desperately need dollars but Albo will most likely make sure @australianlabor get the million bucks. He is for the billionaires, not the battlers, he canโt make it any clearer.
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๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Released on Bail. Raped Two Women. Blamed Anxiety.
MELBOURNE โ Comrade Jacinta Allanโs progressive justice system continues to prioritise the lived experience of offenders over outdated concepts like โsafety.โ
Timothy Richards, a 39-year-old with a 22-page criminal history and a passionate commitment to ice, was thoughtfully granted bail on the morning of the first alleged rapeโฆ free to pursue his passions.
Within hours he allegedly forced his way into a womanโs home with a kitchen knife, told her to shut up, and raped her twice.
The next morning he allegedly put a primary school staff member in a headlock and raped her too.
But donโt worry. He suffers from anxiety and depression. Awww bless. ๐ซถ
Jacintaโs government continues refusing to let outdated notions of โconsequencesโ interfere with equity.
After all, why lock up ice users when you can simply release them and let the public absorb the trauma instead?
The tough new bail laws are clearly working exactly as designed. ๐ซถ๐
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