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To the people saying it must have been staged because @chrisrock "braced for it":
He literally saw Will Smith coming and it wasn't to give him a hug. Give the man some credit. Heck, Dubya ducked not one, but two flying sandals.
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Will smiths full acceptance speech for best actor pt 1 #Oscars2022 #willsmith
I've been driving for 25+ years. Zero accidents. I feel so foolish for having worn my seatbelt all these years. I could have had my freedom. No more of this tyranny! I'll be selling my airbags on Craigslist. Anyone know how I can remove them without deploying them?
#freedumb
How can you predict if you'd be an asymptomatic spreader of COVID? Ask yourself : "Are my farts silent yet deadly?"
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The right is now telling people to inhale hydrogen peroxide via a nebulizer to prevent COVID-19.
This unvaccinated man says it cleans out the virus after his maskless trips to the movie theater and prevents the effects of โvaxxed-out people from shedding all overโ him.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
"Hydrogen peroxide can be toxic if ingested, inhaled. Inhalation of household strength hydrogen peroxide (3%) can cause respiratory irritation. Inhalation of vapors from concentrated (higher than 10%) solutions may result in severe pulmonary irritation." community.aafa.org/blog/danger-doโฆ
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America is the only country that when some of it's citizens protest racism, other citizens think they are protesting America.
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I am shaking. My "neighbor" shot and killed my cat. We just had a yelling match. I usually only tweet politics. We heard shooting at 9 pm and found the cat this morning.
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I hate to say it, but I honestly don't think Kyle Rittenhouse is going to be convicted.
I hope I'm wrong, not holding my breath.
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I was 5 years old when I learned the color of my skin made me a suspect at the supermarket, and my Mom tore into a security guard for profiling me.
If WE have to learn about racism at an early age, then why can't White kids?
How young is too young to teach kids about race? cbsn.ws/2ZQJYBJ
Me: If y'all don't like my lettuce puns, keep escarole-ing!
Twitter: So basically keep doing what we've been doing?
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
This would make a great movie.
"Cash Me If You Can"
The story of Lori Ann Talens.
Couple sentenced to prison for $32M coupon scam thehill.com/legal/578395-couโฆ
Pham Fatale, indeed.
Late Zappos CEO's assistant accused of 'preying on his vulnerability' mol.im/a/10116643 via @MailOnline
