can't relate to this weak shit lmao

I'm coming over to caramelize all ur onions

is this a joke? 😭

omg bae stopppppppp 😳😳😳😳🫣😏😳😳😳😳

lmao?

spurs fans coming outta the woodwork like Kane achieved anything with them lmao

you guys literally held him back lmao

It's undignified to negotiate your way into someone's affections. To be desired freely is a pleasure, to petition for that desire is tantamount to begging, which is disgusting.

is the World Cup the yardstick for the awards given at this ceremony?

who tf are these people

it's this new thing called self control, ever heard of it?

I can't have fun because they can't figure out agriculture in the big 26

this CAN'T be real 😭😭😭😭

I possess eros, ethos, and logos in abundance. I am governed by passion, virtue, and reason. You mongrels have none of these things. I don't even know what governs you people. Presumably appetite and resentment.

lowkey I'm the only trustworthy man fr

I've never understood why people struggle so much with life. I've found that having a pure heart, a gentle spirit, and an unwavering devotion to justice makes everything simple. People adore me, life bends to my will, and the world is an endless garden of earthly delights. God simply took His time with me. His second only begotten son.

some of you hoes are so pitiful man, all that trauma and not a sharingan to show for it smh

You can just shadow box a beautiful woman while you two wait in line for a haunted maze and she will smirk and roll her eyes at you and that won't do ANYTHING except bring you a sick kind of pleasure