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I've never been skydiving but I do fall down a lot. @belowparmetheus - weird stupid horny alt for stupid horny weirdos MDNI, I don't value your opinions.

Singapore, mostly.
Joined July 2012
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When you go to thirst-follow someone and discover that they're really into golf
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Hope is temporary, This Ass is eternal
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Don't mind me I'm just Craving Attention
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Blurring the crack on all my butt pics and then pretending it's just like that.
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Mutuals are welcome to follow my priv, if you promise to be weird creepy perverts about it.
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Got coffee grounds in my chest hair, I know this must be someone's fetish
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When Covid hit vs NOW
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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It’s extremely important for you to develop a crush on someone from twitter who lives at least 1000 miles away
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The Depression leaving my body when I look at some butts:
I've been throwing around the phrase "self-medicating with butts" far too casually.
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Me, taking pictures of my dick in a little hat
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I'm insecure on Twitter but I have great tits in real life
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Reason 547 ppl on reddit scare me: a girl asked if she should break up with a guy because he was following FOUR HUNDRED pregnant women on social media. 🚩 🚩 🚩
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He's thinking about Butts
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Concerned friends are doing wellness checks because I haven't been posting stupid shit on fetlife.
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I love black metal and I love making fun of people who love black metal
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Got Che Guevara cigarettes. AMA, I have no answers.
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Got kicked out the Italian restaurant for ordering linguine alla va fangul.
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"certified freak?" no, i remain uncertified because the freak certification board has undergone regulatory capture and now artificially limits supply to drive up freak wages
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