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Australia
Joined April 2009
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Explain it to me like I’m a kid. Messi 5 x MOM. Rodri 1 x MOM… how did the Golden Ball committee decide Rodri is the winner… #Fıfaworldcup #Fıfaworldcup2026
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Content creators saying “Let’s go” or “come with me on a journey” at the start of their spiel, for their unoriginal and uninspiring content is one of the hallmarks of being inbred. #letsgo #comewithme #FoodieLife
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Griffin Logue. Smiling… laughing… carrying on… pretty happy with himself he single handedly cost the roos the game. #aflcatsroos
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If you’re Gina…. You probably just buy the whole Gascoyne.
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If you’re an AFL coach and you have selected Darcy Tucker To play… you’re conceding that you’re not fit for the job. #AFLDeesNorth
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Port Adelaide is the most non event, backwards… boring and soulless town in the universe… hands down. Worst food. Worst pubs. The locals are nice though…and the pirate life brewery is great. #PortAdelaide #dumpsterfire
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Wordle 243 2/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Must admit… first guess was a pearler
Wordle 242 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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When I hit the highlights button nothing happens... WHAT A SHIT GAME TO START THE A-LEAGUE SEASON #disappointed
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Oi @subwayaustralia can the general public get a P.E (please explain) as to why there no longer is old English cheese option
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Replying to @cam_mooney
@cam_mooney bloody unbelievable this one... hey moons... what’s 7x7?.. that’s right.. 49... coincidence?! I think not.
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@cam_mooney way to dog me on numerology...
Thank you for the like @JCBuenoo but also DYOR ... GLTAH
Thomas bugg? More like Thomas Thugg. #AFLDeesSwans – at Melbourne, Victoria
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There is no more holding the ball ..and if there is,it's so inconsistently adjudicated that there is no point having the rule #AFLDogsNorth – at Sydney, New South Wales
. @Torres: “Friday’s game against Spurs will be one of those games everyone wants to play" ow.ly/YBkf302zgi7
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And I’d like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I don’t care. nitter.gq/thenoahkinsey/status/4…
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Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin 1991.
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