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I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete

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These words have been said for the first time in human history.
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sigmahed 🇵🇸 (@vibeistani) profile picturesigmahed 🇵🇸@vibeistani22h
She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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Michael Olise is in Bigg Boss????
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Abdul El-Sayed if he was one of the hijackers:
Bobby LaValley (@Bobby_LaVallley) profile pictureBobby LaValley
@Bobby_LaVallleyOct 30
Top of the key!
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When a man is like, “Not to sound like a Men’s Right Activist 😅” What he is telling you is he doesn’t even have the spine to univocally stand for his own people. When the time comes he is not going to stand with you either babygirl.
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This tweet should be preserved as an academic case study of the meaningful change that female leadership can bring, not even sparing her husband when it comes to principles.
Maryam Nawaz Sharif (@MaryamNSharif) profile pictureMaryam Nawaz Sharif
@MaryamNSharifOct 30
Heartbreaking. 💔 The silent battles a woman, a wife, fights behind closed doors… The strength she must find even when she feels like breaking. Some battles are fought in silence, and some wounds are invisible. 💔
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There isn’t an animated franchise that derails from the original film as much as Ice Age, the original feels so out of place with the whole franchise
Leekthymes 🫧˚｡ (@leekthymes) profile pictureLeekthymes 🫧˚｡@leekthymesOct 29
Humans took away Manny's wife and child, yet he still chose to help a human father reunite with his son 🥺
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nigga couldn’t wait to suckle that baby dick
Rabbi Shmuley (@RabbiShmuley) profile pictureRabbi Shmuley
@RabbiShmuleyOct 30
First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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I did not and would never consent to this administration running my fanart through AI and posting it. Can’t even believe I’m saying these words.
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U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) profile pictureU.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 29
There’s Magic in Learning 🪄
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is an AI recreation of an artwork done by @DevinElleKurtz and Devin further stated they did not give the U.S. Department of Education permission to use their artwork. x.com/DevinElleKurtz…
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"Pakistan Occupied Kashmir" 🤦‍♂️ These are the lows and the despicable agendas of this PTI cult.
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Left winger who can also play as a deep lying dictator
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Hec issued the attested degree on the same day of my application this ain't the Pakistan I know
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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uk.@mhmddotukOct 28
Mbappe dictator meme wasn’t even a thing back in 2023.. this is nuts😭
frenchaicovers (@frenchaicovers) profile picturefrenchaicovers@frenchaicovers14 Aug 2023
Red Sun in the Sky - Mbappé
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😅
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اليساري الاسرائيلي هو يميني مثقف .
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Congratulations to youthiyas on Netanyahu's victory 🇮🇱
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Idc if I get executed in Tiananmen Square, Mao Tse Tung had it coming My name is Alessandro Bastoni and I am a left footed central defender of Inter
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There’s a way of solving problems where instead of focusing on what’s broadly not working, you focus on the part of the system that is actually working and learn from it what is replicable. So what’s working in Gujrat and Hunza (the only dark greens across Pakistan)?
Zahid (@RuneGroan) profile pictureZahid@RuneGroanOct 28
Look at this map & think about what was done to Pakistan in 1973 (nationalisation of industry & banking) & 1990 (failure to build Kalabagh dam & going the IPP route). Sindhi rural interests are 70% responsible for the situation shown. They also suffer the most.
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It’s funny when progressives admit that homosexual behavior is humiliating
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsOct 27
A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

ALT A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

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Saaar
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Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) profile pictureVivid.🇮🇱
@VividProwessOct 27
I have just voted for @netanyahu.
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