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Anand V Patel

@patel

Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun! Degrees in Biology, Medicine, & friendship for everyone. All opinions are my mom's.

 Williamsburg, VA | Dantali
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Joined November 2006
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I want to be cremated. It's most likely my only chance for achieving a smoking hot body.
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate a good fruit joke, you need to let that mango.
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Whiteboards are a remarkable technology.
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I saw an innocent, unassuming picture hung up in a prison cell. I think it was framed.
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Prey 2022 was an awesome movie. @AmberMidthunder plays @evilhag (Aubrey Plaza) as a Native American flirting with a predator alien. Best romance comedy of the year. #hulu
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People : Don’t come back here with your BS. Me coming back with my BS:
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Every single time.
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I have the mom version of this girls dad:
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This is a decent response from a former employer of a vile lady. nitter.gq/FTI_US/status/12653481… #ChristianCooper #AmyCooper
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@FranklnTempletn26 May 2020
Following our internal review of the incident in Central Park yesterday, we have made the decision to terminate the employee involved, effective immediately. We do not tolerate racism of any kind at Franklin Templeton.
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It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
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While trying hard to stay relevant, I came across the comedy of @findingnimesh. He is insanely funny. Over-the-top: was him giving his grandparents a track. Listen to "Head Nimesh in Charge." Apple, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon.
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It's mind-boggling that some adorable kids have figured it out and some ugly adults still haven't.
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"Her eyes glistened in the moonlight like fresh gasoline puddles. They were the kind of eyes you could fall in... and summer in. And winter in, too". #SunnyFXX
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Pretty sure @NancyGrace is the @Paula_Deen of law.
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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If horses gallop, do seahorses scallop?
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It’s awesome that Dave Grohl is close with his mom. #dudelookslikealady – at Norfolk, VA
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Getting real tired of these guys wanting to watch @RioMovie everyday. – at Norfolk, VA
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