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Hey
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I hate this tweet I tried so hard to come up with a funny response to it but I just hate it
koolkas (@refrogerator) profile picturekoolkas@refrogeratorOct 31
every young queer (<22) should have a queer elder in their lives to give them genuine advice abt the RESPONSIBILITY of being queer. That aside I can be this person if youre younger than 22 just let me know
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Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMI21 Aug 2012
Bye bye D.C!
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i think it’s the middle ground honestly?
Mr. S.T.A.R. (@favelaoverlord) profile pictureMr. S.T.A.R.
@favelaoverlordOct 30
is cheesecake factory America B
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My tongue hurts and feels really weird like i burned it but i didn’t even have any scalding hot food
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Aahan@aahanspeaksOct 31
It seems my parents didn't get the memo
Aastha (@Aastha21__) profile pictureAastha
@Aastha21__Oct 31
Asian parents give u UNMOANABLE names so that u can focus on your GOALS
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jelliebean (@elliehyckz) profile picturejelliebean@elliehyckzOct 31
Gen Z are calling bohemian rhapsody horrid
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🚨EMERGENCY🚨: is anyone going to trivium at jannus on november 5th
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You pick and choose when you’re American lol
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★🏳️‍⚧️MarieRoxx🇺🇾★ (@SomeDrawerGirl) profile picture★🏳️‍⚧️MarieRoxx🇺🇾★@SomeDrawerGirlOct 30
In Spanish is Estadounidense In French is États-unien In Portuguese is estadunidense In Italian is Statunitense In Catalan is estatunidenc In Galician is estadounidense In English, meanwhile, is "american" What a fucking narcisists
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Misleading. French "États-Unien" exists but "is much less widespread than "'American'". ledevoir.com/actualites/soc… fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9no… Similarly "Americano" far more common than "Statunitense" in Italian. linguno.com/wordComparison… accademiadellacrusca.it/it/consulenza/… books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… As noted list is cherry-picked; in most other non-Iberian languages demonym is derived from "American" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonyms_… x.com/Joshua4570/sta… x.com/Coase62/status…
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A germanic language does something differently from a bunch of romance languages
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★🏳️‍⚧️MarieRoxx🇺🇾★ (@SomeDrawerGirl) profile picture★🏳️‍⚧️MarieRoxx🇺🇾★@SomeDrawerGirlOct 30
In Spanish is Estadounidense In French is États-unien In Portuguese is estadunidense In Italian is Statunitense In Catalan is estatunidenc In Galician is estadounidense In English, meanwhile, is "american" What a fucking narcisists
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misleading. French "États-Unien" exists but "is much less widespread than "'American'". ledevoir.com/actualites/soc… fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9no… Similarly "Americano" far more common than "Statunitense" in Italian. linguno.com/wordComparison… accademiadellacrusca.it/it/consulenza/… books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… As noted list is cherry-picked; in most other non-Iberian languages demonym is derived from "American" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonyms_… x.com/Joshua4570/sta… x.com/Coase62/status…
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Liberals don’t say fascism is jewish
petrichor 🔻☭ (@opsechacker) profile picturepetrichor 🔻☭@opsechackerOct 31
Why does everyone claim everything they don't like is Jewish? Fascists say communism is Jewish, liberals say fascism is Jewish, communists say liberalism is Jewish, Trotsky was Jewish, Marx was Jewish, Hitler was Jewish, you are Jewish, I'm Jewish, everyone is Jewish now
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MUST NOT GIGAQUOTE
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valen |-/ (@oovercompensate) profile picturevalen |-/@oovercompensateOct 30
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Honestly with how terribly schools handle bullying, I think it would be easier to fix my bully child (and actually stop the bullying) than to protect my child who’s being bullied. You shouldn’t even get to the point where your child is a bully though
. (@MKBudz1) profile picture.@MKBudz1Oct 31
Id rather my child be a bully than get bullied every week at school 🤷‍♂️
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It’s gross
Stex_ender (@Stex_Ender) profile pictureStex_ender@Stex_EnderOct 29
explain why pissing in the shower is bad without moralfagging
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Heyyyyy
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1128 Aug 2012
anyone in tampa?
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We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
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“Fat obese twinks” You think twink means fag or smth
Positivity🩵 (@TAYEBISHACAT) profile picturePositivity🩵@TAYEBISHACATOct 29
Always fat obese white disgusting twinks having the nerve to mock women
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An island (staten island)
lucii is dripping (@Luc1el7) profile picturelucii is dripping@Luc1el7Oct 29
is it closer to Malaysia to say Asia, ph, or other 😭
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Fuck vagueposters man
Daniel (@DVNOXX) profile pictureDaniel@DVNOXXOct 29
Am I the only Twitter gay that doesn't know that? Glad I never had the displeasure of interacting w that thing...
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It stopped for me lol at my job i rarely get assigned anything that can’t be completed in a day or two
Brian Fauteux (@brianfauteux) profile pictureBrian Fauteux@brianfauteuxOct 29
This famously stops after college
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Nuke this stage
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Welcome To Rockville (@RockvilleFest) profile pictureWelcome To Rockville
@RockvilleFestOct 29
This is not a drill, Rockvillains. YOUR 2027 LINEUP HAS OFFICIALLY LANDED. 🚨😈 BLINK-182. KORN. PIERCE THE VEIL. BAD OMENS. Nearly 150 more artists. Five stages. Four days of pure rock, punk and metal. Old favorites. New obsessions. Legendary returns. Rare performances. And the kind of live music moments you won't want to hear about secondhand. 🔥 And this year, we're bringing some serious history to Daytona: ▪️ Faith No More returns for their first reunion show with a rare, exclusive Southeastern U.S. performance. ▪️ Marilyn Manson delivers an exclusive global performance of Antichrist Superstar. ▪️ Meshuggah celebrates 40 years of metal. ▪️ Machine Head takes the stage for an exclusive U.S. show. ▪️ Skid Row returns to the stage after three years to celebrate their 40th anniversary. ▪️ Wage War brings it home with a special Florida performance. ▪️ A Heartwell Ending returns for their first show in 19 years. ▪️ Circa Survive, Forever the Sickest Kids, Palisades and Cute Is What We Aim For reunite, plus a rare set from Relient K . And we're starting the party EARLY. 🤘 Jinjer headlines our Wednesday night pre-party, FREE for campers and hotel package holders. 🎟️ 4-Day, 2-Day, Single-Day and Premium passes are on sale NOW, starting at only $1 down. This is the time to get in. This is Welcome To Rockville. 🏁
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