🌸 romeo 🌸 BOOK OUT NOW 🦄👑

happy year of the horse! would you like to read a dark m/m fantasy novel about an outcast prince, his complicated family, and a big beautiful unicorn—which is kind of a horse?!!!?!!! then you should check out THE VIRGIN CROWN, which i wrote! links and other info ⬇️

the goose girl rocked my whole life

my coworker brought back some ranch dressing and i forgot how good ranch and carrots is. you don’t get better than that

small children are playing balloon tennis with sprigatito(-themed staff members) and i’m crying

i loathed hatchet but since i went to school in rural tennessee i was alone in that hate. until now

happy baby

i had to take a break from nails last month for the first time in like five years but we are back in business

that person mad as hell about lucisan listed all the reasons it’s bad but actually those are all the reasons i like it. they are a bit unhealthy and it’s because their feelings never got resolved and it’s this constant back and forth of failing to understand but loving sooo much