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🌾 उत्तर प्रदेश के किसानों के लिए योगी सरकार का एक और बड़ा और शानदार कदम! 🚜
आने वाले कृषि सीजन 2026-27 में रिकॉर्ड पैदावार और किसानों की आय बढ़ाने के लिए सरकार पूरी तरह तैयार है! आइए जानते हैं इस योजना की मुख्य बातें:
🎯 510 लाख टन का महा-लक्ष्य: इस सीजन पैदावार को और अधिक बढ़ाने का बड़ा लक्ष्य रखा गया है।
🌱 दलहन-तिलहन को बड़ा बूस्ट: फसलों के विविधताकरण और मजबूती के लिए विशेष जोर दिया जा रहा है।
🎁 50 लाख मुफ्त मिनी किट्स: किसानों को उच्च गुणवत्ता वाले बीज उपलब्ध कराने के लिए 50 लाख फ्री मिनी किट्स का प्रावधान किया गया है, जिसमें पहली बार चना और मटर पर विशेष फोकस रहेगा।
💰 ₹600 करोड़ की भारी सब्सिडी: सीजन 2026-27 के दौरान बीजों के लिए पूरे 600 करोड़ रुपये की सब्सिडी दी जाएगी।
⚡ 75% तक की बंपर सब्सिडी: खेती को आसान और किफायती बनाने के लिए भारी छूट का लाभ मिलेगा।
किसानों की तरक्की से ही देश और प्रदेश की खुशहाली है! 🌿📈
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@LamagieShanaya 🤣🤣🤣
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Dear @Spotify,
I’m reporting a plagiarism issue here. Maya’s New Husband is my novel published in 2015. This channel named Sunday Suspense Hindi by Kahanighar has put up a podcast with the same title and similar content on your platform. The premise of the episode is similar to my story. They have attributed the story to some other person named Preeti Sharma. They have not taken the rights from me. This needs to be taken down immediately.
I’m putting this up on all my social media platforms.
Amazon link of my book: amzn.in/d/06vIkSWW
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Dear @SachdevaAmita madam
Can you please file /FIR a case against @vijaythottathil for degrading the office of CJI.
This handle always abuses hindus
It's an humble request from all nationalists🙏🙏
So It was you @vijaythottathil who Publish Such a Derogatory Post Against Our Hon'ble Chief Justice of India and Head of Our Hon'ble Supreme Court of India.
Request @CPDelhi @DelhiPolice @CellDelhi @DCPNewDelhi @DCP_IFSO to kindly take necessary legal action against this Vijay Thottathil and register a First Information Report Under Relevant Provisions of Bharatiya Nyay Sanhita, 2023.
I will be sending a Formal Complaint to Delhi Police seeking
Registration of a First Information Report Under Relevant Provisions of Bharatiya Nyay Sanhita, 2023 as per Law.
Now that Congress Party Kerala has identified the person who has posted such an illegal, unlawful , derogatory comments against Constitutional Authority the Hon'ble Chief Justice of India on 12/10/2026 at 16:48 HRS.
This is no way spirituality
She is more apt for the role than anyone else . In fact she looks beautiful in the first pic too .
But she is ethereal in the second pic because I have removed the gaudy jewellery and make up . And the unrealistic curls, oof what can I say?
I am just disgusted that people can go so low in the name of religion and put down a fellow human being like Sai Pallavi because she didn’t fit into their narrative of “beauty” , most probably colonial beauty standards.
You cannot disrespect someone because you have imagined your God as a 80s TV actress.
You cannot body shame people! Its simple as that !
This is nowhere spirituality !
If your religion (no matter what) has not taught you to consider every human being as a beautiful ,unique creation of God ,you are following a wrong example.
I think it’s high time Indians must stop this cheap behaviour.
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Mumbai takes a giant leap in connectivity as CM Devendra Fadnavis inaugurates three key flyovers. Sion Bridge rebuilt after 112 years, Vidyavihar Flyover cuts travel from 30 to 10 minutes, and the 1.26 km Goregaon stretch eases congestion and bringing the city closer to the “Mumbai in 59 Minutes” vision.
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Just like Thakur took the help of Jai and Veeru in 'Sholay' to eliminate Gabbar Singh, a similar strategy was used to eliminate Naxalism from Maharashtra!
Holi k rang se inki ammi duch jaati
D€€n khatre mein aa jata hai.
Hindu ka paisa haraam nahi hai
Itna Doglapan kaha se latey hain
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🚨My Name is Nehru & I Gifted …. !!
➡️ POK to Pakistan !
➡️ Tibet to China !
➡️ Kabo Valley to Burma !
➡️ Coco islands to Burma !
🔴 Thinking like it is my Ancestral Property ! &
➡️ Rejected US; USSR offers of Permanent UNSC seat.
➡️ Rejected US offer of Nuclear Weapons Technology.
➡️ Rejected Nepal's offer to Rejoin India.
1962.
🚨 I Am Loyal Servants of China !
🚨 I AM Congress !
🚨 A Towering Traitor !!