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Central Cali, USA
Joined January 2009
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I’m sending @POTUS a letter today asking him to do the right thing and free @RealRossU!
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Let’s get down to brass tacks! When does this Pinocchio looking motherfucker start his new life in Guantanamo?
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What about the dildos?
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer blames Costco for 1,000 bottles of baby oil: ‘He buys in bulk’ trib.al/agvTOK2
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One week before my dad died, he and @sullyontv were guests on the Tonight Show with @ConanOBrien and Vince’s mugshot was blown up backstage from a previous sketch. I took this photo on my blackberry.
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aint found shit
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Some lucky fella got a squirter!
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it's called the halfinning.
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Microsoft just changed their Ai image generator to not make Pixar style artwork after Disney complained
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Be ungovernable!😂 #Bitcoin
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Genius @Jimmy_Dore!
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Sam Bankman-Fried‘s requests for vegan meals and access to Adderall in jail have gone unheeded, his lawyers said
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I was just a victim of bagel anti-Semitism earlier this afternoon: Two MAGA-wearing Trump supporters approached me and said: “Hey Jew boy, you better eat those three bagels with salmon spread.” They then forced me to eat those bagels . Today I stand with Noble Victim @JussieSmollett.
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“Even Orwell or Huxley couldn’t have predicted how bleak it would get..People having to worry about how their beer identified politically” -@RayKump
I would have bought the king of beers, but it changed it’s gender to the queen of beers. So it’s made to chill from here on out.
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The wars aren’t designed to be won. They’re designed to keep going. Soap Operas were banal and boring. They repeated plot lines. Characters appeared and disappeared without explanation. They relied on the audience believing almost anything. But they lasted 30-40 years or more.
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The government listens but it does it secretly.
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Funny how “separation of church and state” doesn’t apply to foreign policy. Conservatives pull out the Bible to defend Israel when they won’t protect Christians being exterminated in Muslim lands, or defend Christian values in their own country.
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I’m here for advice, Tim.
Pamela Anderson alleges that Tim Allen flashed his penis at her when she was 23 on first day filming ‘Home Improvement.’ “I walked out my dressing room and Tim was in the hallway. He opened his robe and flashed me quickly. He said it was only fair, because he had seen me naked.”
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