AI sparkle fades
Numbers being crunched once more
New Zealand trucks on
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Philosopher kings
Saving the world from AI
It’s not just sci-fi
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The hangover comes
AI flavour starts souring
Investment throttled
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Oil comes tumbling
To the rescue of markets
A politic move
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Penny for the guy
A blue wave sweeps the US
Big Tech’s still on top
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A sad jobs report
Kept NZ equities high
Midterms not so much
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It’s all about care
Many hands and tender hearts
Radius steps forward
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The voters descend
Investors keep tapping keys
Peace is coming back
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Too much to take in
And more, still, is on the way
What will markets do?
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Time to sue for peace
The House and Senate look blue
Can we juggle more?
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So much going on
It’s hard to know where to look
Retail ain’t bad
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Too much to take in
Elections and interest rates
AI and crypto
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Safety first, Claude says
Ignore the looming billions
They’re covered, okay?
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A live audience
Invested in the country
Listens to some thoughts
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A crypto winter
Puts New Zealand in its place
It’s little down here
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It’s just business, right?
A deal needs a kicker
Don’t over-read it
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A hard Alphabet
Not knowing which way to go
That means we look down
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Working with purpose
Those petrol bills aren’t going
So best just keep on
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Good things take more time
So too, do interest rate calls
Elections make noise
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Unexpected pause
Right before the election
Prudently split vote
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