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lana del rey
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These photos were taken at my solo exhibition at the Guangdong Museum of Art twenty-six years ago. No one knew this painting would be so popular today
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Me 3 hours ago: That list is pure shit Me after seeing this tweet: They really know what they’re talking about over there at Rolling Stone
‘Venice Bitch’ by Lana Del Rey has been named the 28th best rock song of the 21st century by Rolling Stone.
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Me when I pull the door handle and it shatters:
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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that phase in life where you feel like no one is taking you seriously at all
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Rolling stones list is probably a bunch of bullshit but “Maps” really is that good of a song
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I used to not return items & be like oh well 😂 but now baby give me my funds back actually
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Don’t you worry don’t you worry chile
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Chloe Sevigny in Party Monsters (2002)
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I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
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That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
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thinking about that john lennon song that’s like “woman is the n-word of the world” and how he follows it up with “yes she is…. think about it” as if that helps at all
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They in the comments saying not enough food was used to make this but every other day everyone says we eat too much ;(
i never EVER want to hear an american criticise british cooking again! this is just a shitty dry version of a cottage pie and they’re all saying it looks amazing??
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elizabeth holmes, convicted con artist: idk anything ever. i am just a baby lots of you on here: guys stop being mean she's just a baby, amanda seyfried needs to apologize! she got you too bitch lol
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i’m gonna go to a hardcore show dressed up as a banana . has anyone thought of this before
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interesting messages from the latest candidate to enter the race for mayor of New Haven in 2027
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