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David Pearce

@pearcedavid
 Salford, England
Joined April 2011
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Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St Ives (magistrates court to face various charges of animal cruelty and bigamy)?
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mrdelves@mrdelves3 Jul 2025
A special evening @lukecesalford 1st Annual Sports Award evening organised by Mr Scrutton. @SportMattersDG
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Fantastic EG Cup Final between this afternoon between @lukecesalford and @JuniorOaks hosted by @HolyFamilyM6 . @BarclaysFooty @YouthSportTrust #MadeForThisGame. St Luke's CE worthy winners to complete a League and Cup double!
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I haven’t checked the latest exchange rate. Is @Ryanair Fast Track worth it?
Ryanair optional extras for my flight from Lisbon. Seats €8, bags €22.50, car hire €30.19, insurance €16.63, fast track €110,0000.00, parking €13.33, bus and train €16.50, equipment €15

ALT Ryanair optional extras for my flight from Lisbon. Seats €8, bags €22.50, car hire €30.19, insurance €16.63, fast track €110,0000.00, parking €13.33, bus and train €16.50, equipment €15

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I, for one, welcome our new bus overlords #BeeNetwork #BumbleBeeNetwork #BurnhamForOptimusPrimeMinister
Bee Network bus highlighting the yellow colour scheme

ALT Bee Network bus highlighting the yellow colour scheme

Bumblebee from Transformers, highlighting the yellow colour scheme

ALT Bumblebee from Transformers, highlighting the yellow colour scheme

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They called it unshrinkable.
Darran Marshall (@DarranMarshall) profile pictureDarran Marshall@DarranMarshall8 Sep 2023
Titanic model to set sail at Belfast Maritime Festival bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-i…
Titanic model to set sail at Belfast Maritime Festival

Titanic model to set sail at Belfast Maritime Festival

A 22-foot replica has been built a stone's throw from where the tragic liner left Belfast in 1912.

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That’s a ticklish skeleton
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Darran Marshall (@DarranMarshall) profile pictureDarran Marshall@DarranMarshall8 Jul 2023
Dublin hotel dig unearths 1,000-year-old burial site bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-i…
Dublin hotel dig unearths 1,000-year-old burial site

Dublin hotel dig unearths 1,000-year-old burial site

Skeletal remains dating back 1,000 years have been discovered during the Bullitt development.

bbc.co.uk
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Thank you @lukecesalford for a fantastic Father’s Day breakfast this morning. One of the highlights was a brilliant pupil-led performance from the best choir in Salford. #WAGOLL
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It’s a top, top school
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Sports commentary should always include a reference to athletes’ other occupations
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I’m not into conspiracy theories. But
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If they are lying about “seedless” grapes, what else is being kept from us?
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Found out today that the phrase “so good they named him twice” didn’t originate with Jay-Jay Okocha. Apparently it’s from a song.
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Top content(s) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurs…
A screenshot of the contents page for the Wikipedia article “Recursive Islands and Lakes” with the following headings: # Recursive Islands Islands in lakes Islands in lakes on islands Islands in lakes on islands in lakes Islands in lakes on islands in lakes on islands Islands in lakes on islands in lakes on islands in lakes # Recursive Lakes Lakes on islands Lakes on islands in lakes Lakes on islands in lakes on islands Lakes on islands in lakes on islands in lakes

ALT A screenshot of the contents page for the Wikipedia article “Recursive Islands and Lakes” with the following headings: # Recursive Islands Islands in lakes Islands in lakes on islands Islands in lakes on islands in lakes Islands in lakes on islands in lakes on islands Islands in lakes on islands in lakes on islands in lakes # Recursive Lakes Lakes on islands Lakes on islands in lakes Lakes on islands in lakes on islands Lakes on islands in lakes on islands in lakes

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3/4 These children should have looked after status and be in the care of local authorities from the moment they arrive, with access to legal aid, advocacy, education and care.
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If you put all your eggs in different baskets, it doesn’t mean you won’t drop all the baskets.
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Good informative writing can answer What, How, and Why questions. @BristOliver’s book (Numbercrunch) is accessible and relevant whether you’re numerate, innumerate, or “just asking honest questions 🙃”. (I’ve got high hopes for @H4wkm0th’s Escape from Model Land next.)
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Anscombe’s quadrennial
The Olympic Games™ (@Olympics) profile pictureThe Olympic Games™
@Olympics8 Feb 2023
The @Paris2024 pictograms look incredible! 🔥 Which one is your favourite? 👀
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I put an automation on my phone so that 2/3 of the times I try and open Twitter this pops up and HAL refuses to let me
HAL 9000 saying “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

ALT HAL 9000 saying “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

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Looks calm to me
MachinePix (@MachinePix) profile pictureMachinePix
@MachinePix15 Dec 2022
Incandescent lightbulb factory.
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