jam 🍯💅

people who can poo and pee at the same time scare me

i just remembered how ROTC kids go absolutely feral about Top Gun. like ask any ROTC kid and theyll start frothing at the mouth immediately ✈️🙆🏻

nothing kills the workout vibe like the urge to poop

bro it’s so crazy that apple already made all my emojis yellow without them even knowing im asian like wow technology is amazing 🤯🤯

when you guys order taro green milk tea, is the milk green or is the tea green?? 😳😳🧋🧋🧋

so if you have a piece or paper with 2 holes punched through it, and keep punching holes until theyre both connected, did you make more holes or less holes? 🤯🤯🥶🥶😳

ya’ll ever think about how eye dirt is just boogers 🤧🤧

is egg a meat