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@pelpendicularr

horrible human being

 Albuquerque, NM
Joined September 2025
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i'm not the same person i was seven tweets ago
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men who watch dar-e-nijat are madarzaat
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coexistence is not really our niche
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crazy day out
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congress ke time pe meri biwi mujhe maarti nahi thi
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this punjabi uncle pulling out his kirpan to cut an apple😭😭im crine
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can't wait to pirate Dune 3 in 1080p and watch it on a 7-inch screen while eating biryani
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having a job is bourgeois cuz you're making money for the capitalist class and therefore reinforcing their power (stay unemployed folks)
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off to goongaon
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goon night frens
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if my brain is full of bhoosa and bhains eat bhoosa and i eat bhains, does that mean i'm producing my own food??
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lunnbuddhiyon ka naya hero aaya hai market me littichokha karke😭
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substance abuse tuesday
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lallulaal missing khadija so bad
No. 7 (@Numberrr_7) profile pictureNo. 7@Numberrr_7Oct 26
imti ki buddhiya aur desperate single ladkiya mere time pe has rahi thi aur ab khud “sharjeel ki bin-biyahi bewaaye”banke matam karti phir rahi hai timeline pe.
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jeera and oil sizzling in pan sounds better than dhh
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aami tomar shonge kaanchi korte parbo na. aamar bou ache.
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isn't the word jargon a jargon in itself???
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can you guys give me some words of affirmation to help me poop. i'm having a rough time on the toilet rn
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Madrid jesii jhaantu team se kaun haarta hai?? dusri jhaantu team Barca
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when you're in a bad luck competition and your opponent is George Russell
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neend haram karra hu taaki @ScuderiaFerrari ko mujhe disappoint karne me dikkat na ho
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