penny (penelope for long)

it’s not my birthday

holy shit thank god for sobriety this is crazy to see

i’m so ahead of the curve I’ve been in the know of these guys and sending videos to my girlfriend for at least 3 weeks now I’m glad this is a thing getting popular cuz genuinely I sound crazy when I talk about it

I see these all over my tiktok and I keep sending them to Serena I want her to know about them

very cool not feeling comfortable with my own body again

I was looking very disrespectful last night

Happy World Vegan day 🌱

caught her about to leave for work wearing this shirt 😭

found out I could sell my graphics card that I bought a year and a half ago and make a profit. Fuck AI.

banana!

this has to be my favorite interaction at a Trump rally now

yelling “get the fuck out of my bar” to a bunch of loser drunks who stayed past closed and having them laugh at me is really cool actually. like yeah, I’m definitely gonna serve you again next time you’re here

why would you put out something that you claim I can eat for family meal only to then tell me while I’m eating it that’s there’s powdered cheese in the seasoning. I’m gonna die now and it’s all my cook’s fault.

straight edge nazis? why am I not surprised 🫩

missouri state bands (they’re all stl but fuck it)

vegan bitch

lemon sauce