Pep.B

"What's your dj name?" "Pep.b" "You should change it to pepic...." That's enough king tom for one lifetime

Fr fr

I swear, if you don’t wear socks with your sneakers then you’re either a serial killer or registered sex offender

A house isn’t a home till you can walk through the entire place in complete darkness and still get to the fridge without bumping anything

Old school Paramore still slaps to this day

If your nonna doesn’t wrap up your food like you’re transporting a world leader then is she really even your nonna?

If she says Expecially instead of especially then I’m sorry bro, you’re dating a tradie

People who take the nutbush seriously are the kind of people who put cereal before milk

Laying down the solid foundations for this in 2 hours and words can’t describe how this has got me feeling... @flumemusic you are a god

Can’t wait to see Cyrell crack Martha

Martha reminds me of the kind of girl who’ll suck a dick to get on a table at marquee

My mum can’t be the only one who thinks that opening a window is more effective than aircon

Imagine growing up in today’s society with the state of the music that’s current atm, kids legit listening to buss it down thotiana and thinking “fuck this is a good song”

Just ate that much kfc I’m sweating potato and gravy

“Yeah just trim my beard a little bit....” I now have stubble.... why don’t barbers listen

If you haven’t been trolled by an orgasm video in your group chat then is it even really a group chat

Going computer shopping with mum has to be the most difficult thing I’ve ever been through

Can not express the feels of getting into bed after djing for 13 hours straight