A Ishmael

*paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael

//dude I can’t believe I’m at FIFTY followers i don’t even do anything 😭😭 thank yall so much I genuinely appreciate every single one of you and hope you have an amazing day

hi

“ Everyone in the bus mutually agrees that Sinclair needs to be beaten with hammers when he does… anything. “ “ . . Can’t say I disagree with this assessment. “

// imma bouta start saying stupid shit in DMs to people

“ Sometimes when I’m bored, I throw my mace at Heathcliff’s head. “ “ The *thunk* that comes after it is hilarious. “

// how i feel using people’s straw pages as my main form of conversation with them cuz im too scared to interact with them #okay

heh….

Sometimes you hunt a whale and realize you’re lowkey twinning with it

* uses my lesbian abilities on you *

// help me do anything

// genuinely though i wanna do rp stuff and talk to my fellas and moots but im too scared to do it for some reason //im building up the confidence to do so

help

//i genuinely need to do something but i literally don’t know where i’d start

so uh #whatdoido

guh