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Martin Perizzolo retweeted
Cette semaine au #VBP! @perizz en #rodage de son nouveau #standup,mercredi (*bientôt complet*). @Simon_Kearney, «L'Île», vendredi. Les Mamizelles #théâtremusical qui ravira toute la #famille, samedi. 🎟bit.ly/3B7mGFI #Lévis #spectacle #humour #musique #chansons #théâtre
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In 2016, Pharrell Williams visited a NYU music production class to critique songs. After he listened to a song called “Alaska” by student Maggie Rogers, he explained why he had "zero, zero, zero notes for that”:
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@Concertium et MartinPerizzolo sont fiers de dévoiler le titre et l’affiche du nouveau spectacle de Martin : Perizzolo le dramatiste!
Communiqué : t.ly/7Dz5h
#annexeMTL #agencerp @perizz
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De très bons mots pour l'animation du Gala Comediha, créé avec mon ami @perizz , public allumé + amis tatentueux = succès
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Martin Perizzolo retweeted
Chantier fantôme à Montréal: vendredi midi, coin St-Antoine et Jean-Paul-Riopelle. Devant le Palais des Congrès. Pourquoi ces cônes inutiles qui créent congestion et frustration ?Faut que ça cesse ! @sophiemauzeroll @LucRabouin #polmtl
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Martin Perizzolo est humoriste, comédien et propriétaire de son chien. Au menu: l’art du standup, ses théories du complot préférées, être sur Tik Tok à 48 ans, son amour des Sopranos, ainsi que pourquoi il ne lira jamais la Bible.
Épisode 93 avec @perizz maintenant dispo 🎙️
Apple 🍎 apple.co/4dqL9bU
Spotify 🎧 sptfy.com/QAtr
Martin Perizzolo retweeted
Nouvelles mises en vente! @_alex_champagne, Suzie Bouchard, @Themojaff, Bye Parula, Alex Burger, Rau_Ze, Héron, David Beaucage, Julien Fillion, @perizz, @Simon_Kearney, @MarioTessier. Billets en vente dès maintenant! bit.ly/3B7mGFI #VBP #Lévis #spectacle #humour #musique
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Stephen King loves 'Baby Reindeer' so much he's written an essay about it mashable.com/article/stephen…
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Beaucoup de gens se demandent encore pourquoi Sophie Brochu a quitté le poste de PDG d’Hydro-Québec. Dans ma quête d’en savoir plus, je me trouve un peu coincé.
Je vous explique.
Le pouvoir d’accepter ou de refuser d’alimenter en électricité des nouveaux projets de plus de 5 mégawatts est passé des mains d’Hydro-Québec à celles du ministre Pierre Fitzgibbon, l’an dernier (Loi 2).
Cet enjeu est central dans tout le débat sur le Québec qui deviendrait, ou non, un « Dollarama » de l’électricité pour les grosses compagnies. On se souvient des propos de Sophie Brochu.
Le ministre Fitzgibbon et son cabinet affirment et répètent que c’est Hydro-Québec qui leur a demandé de prendre cette responsabilité.
J’ai demandé à Hydro-Quebec s’ils ont demandé au gouvernement de prendre ce pouvoir. Mais ils refusent de le confirmer.
La réponse reçue :
« •En janvier 2022, nous avions reçu plus de 23 000 MW de demande de raccordement de projets industriels, soit l’équivalent de 13 complexes comme celui de la rivière Romaine.
•Il était complètement impossible de raccorder l’ensemble de ces clients.
•C’est dans ce contexte que nous avons donc recommandé au gouvernement du Québec de modifier la loi pour qu’il soit possible de refuser des raccordements pour des projets industriels de plus de 5 MW (le seuil était auparavant de 50 MW).
•Cette recommandation avait pour objectif de nous permettre de mieux gérer une ressource précieuse, maintenant que la période de surplus est derrière nous. »
J’ai relancé. Est-ce que votre demande était que Hydro-Québec puisse refuser ou que le ministre se charge des refus ?
« Nous allons nous limiter à la réponse envoyée précédemment. »
Peut-être que l’étude des crédits d’Hydro-Québec et du ministre Fitzgibbon, cet après-midi à l’#AssNat, nous éclairera davantage.
(Je précise que j’ai tenté de joindre Sophie Brochu, sans succès.)
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À la mémoire de notre ami et collègue Jason Babin.
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This is Buddy the German Shepherd who led 1st responders to the fire that threatened his families lives.
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This is Franca Viola, an Italian woman who became famous in the 1960s for publicly refusing to accept the twisted tradition of marrying her rapist.
Instead, Viola fought against the law and was able to successfully prosecute her rapist. Her actions became a catalyst for the emancipation of women in post-war Italy and defied the traditional societal norms of southern Italy, in which a woman was deemed to have lost her honor if she did not marry the man who took her virginity.
At the time, the Italian law stipulated that rapists would not be punished if they married their victims. Article 544 of the Italian Criminal Code considered rape an offence against "public morality"
", not against an individual person. This was not repealed until 1981. Sexual violence only became a crime against the person (instead of against "public morality") in 1996.
In 1968, Franca Viola married her childhood sweetheart, Giuseppe Ruisi, an accountant. Despite death threats, Ruisi insisted on the marriage and even got a firearm license after getting the marriage license to protect himself and his wife. For their wedding, they received gifts from the Italian president and even got a private audience with the pope.
Viola and Ruisi went on to have three children (two sons and one daughter).
They still live together today in Alcamo, a town in Sicily, Italy.
As for the rapist, he was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He was released in 1976, but was killed two years later by the mafia.
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Simone Segouin, mostly known by her codename, Nicole Minet, was only 18-years-old when the Germans invaded. Her first act of rebellion was to steal a bicycle from a German military administration, and to slice the tires of all of the other bikes and motorcycles so they couldn't pursue her. She found a pocket of the Resistance and joined the fight, using the stolen bike to deliver messages between Resistance groups.
She was an extremely fast learner and quickly became an expert at tactics and explosives. She led teams of Resistance fighters to capture German troops, set traps, and sabotage German equipment. As the war dragged on, her deeds escalated to derailing German trains, blocking roads, blowing up bridges and helping to create a German-free path to help the Allied forces retake France from the inside. She was never caught.
Segouin was present at the liberation of Chartres on August 23, 1944, and then the liberation of Paris two days later. She was promoted to lieutenant and awarded several medals, including the Croix de Guerre. After the war, she studied medicine and became a pediatric nurse. She passed away at the age of 97 in 2023.
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Zip was a champion agility dog, when she was hit by a car and paralyzed. When she came to competitions to watch her brother, “her whole body lit up”.
They let her do a fun run after the competition and her joy is everything.. 🥺
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So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
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COPIED FROM JOE BECIGNEUL: THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO TICK SOME PEOPLE OFF, AND I HOPE IT DOES. BUT I’M GOING TO KEEP ON SHARING IT AND SAYING IT. AND ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT A SWIFTIE, BUT I AM A HUMAN BEING, A DAD AND, A MONSTROUS FOOTBALL FAN.
I am extremely disappointed in so many of you who think that "not being a fan" of someone means you're entitled to shit all over them.
I want to remind you of something.
Your children are watching you complain about Taylor Swift sitting at a football game, being happy, and cheering for a man she loves in what appears to be a very loving, respectful relationship.
Your Children are watching you judge a woman for literally just EXISTING and taking up space happily.
And you know what? Ms. Swift has won 324 awards? How many do you have?
She brought $5 BILLION dollars in consumer spending and boosted the U. S. economy so significantly, that leaders from other countries actually beg for her to play there?
Did you know that there are over 20 college courses about her skills as an artist, lyricist, and musician - including at places like Harvard, Stanford & UC Berkeley?
Did you know that Taylor Swift quietly donates mass amounts of money to local food banks in every city she performs in?
AND DID YOU KNOW …
That Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted by a radio DJ, and she got him fired? When he sued HER for over $3 million for defamation, she counter sued for a symbolic $1 in a court case that took 2 YEARS for her to win. And, she did that just to show women that fighting for what's right has no price tag & to never be silent in the face of oppression.
WELL IF YOU DON’T CARE BY NOW, YOU SHOULD.
Because your daughters, nieces, and your nephews are watching you run your mouth. And they are seeing the world hate a woman who does so much good, simply because she exists in their line of sight.
DO BETTER PEOPLE.
Teach your boys to respect women. Teach your girls that as women - they are ALLOWED to take up space.
Fix it. Become aware of your words. Because we all have the ability and the obligation to fight for the future of our children with simple moments. And we need to consciously choose to be better for them.
