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be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high— then life seems almost enchanted after all ✮

Joined July 2024
I love to hang out with Stevie the cat
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Accidentally threw together the hardest fit ever I feel like a god
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Some of my gm coworkers genuinely need to be dealt with because pray tell why on earth would you shove stock onto a shelf where it DOESNT GO just so you don't have to backstock it like you are making literally everyone else's life harder
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Like this isn't even actually my JOB and im doing it better than you! I don't understand!
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🫧 kit kat retweeted
loumand seriously has the buzziest kisses ever can jassad kiss on my screen again for s4 like MAKE IT WORK
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Objectively incorrect answer winning is actually crazy to me
who has gotten the most abortions?
43%lestat
17%louis
26%armand
13%daniel
1,198 votes • Final results
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Going through my camera roll is so funny like I be in situations and I don't even remember them until I discover the documentation
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Wasn't gonna qrt this but I'm cleaning out my camera roll and found this screenshot of a Twitter draft from august im dead bro
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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For anyone not caught up with the kit lore she didn't actually die but she was in a coma for two days and then my dad and stepmoms divorce got canceled because of it
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It's really unfortunate to me that dermals on the side of the neck are entirely ill advised like the concept of vampire bite dermals is SO fierce.... I need them but they're so rejection prone that I would never get them
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🫧 kit kat retweeted
Gonna start texting my friends like this
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I don't think of myself as having particularly large fingers but I just tried to figure out my ring sizes for each finger and I'm genuinely flabbergasted
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Little sister is apparently going through some social difficulties which I feel very bad for her but unfortunately I did laugh out loud upon learning that a gaggle of 16 year olds showed up earlier this week to wiener our house (throw hotdogs at the front porch)
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I Really need to learn how to sew and also maybe obtain access to a sewing machine
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New fall out boy on Monday I'm gonna die
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Not listening to the clip. We're going in completely blind
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If I could have anything in the world right now it would be a point of Ben and Jerry's topped dirt cake ice cream
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Okay actually if I could have any ice cream in the world right now it would be that salt and straw strawberry honey balsamic #TakeMeBackToMamdanistan
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🫧 kit kat retweeted
we had a TV SHOW where JACOB ANDERSON and ASSAD ZAMAN would KISS on the MOUTH. It was almost too good to be true.
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Just knocked my almost completely full ice cold spiced apple chai off my nightstand and it spilled all over my chargers and surge protector and my nightstand and my floor I hope we all die expeditiously
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