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Very important. The National Education Union effectively rejects the key recommendations of the new Independent Antisemitism Review, rejecting the IHRA Definition and suggesting current approaches create a hierarchy of racism. Directly says the report "will not tackle antisemitism."
This review looks like yet another Labour Together Project disgrace - the long tail of McSweeney-Starmerism - that will likely inflame rather than reduce tensions in schools.
Exasperating, infuriating stuff. Imagine telling teachers - teachers! In it for the kids! - that they can't talk about or show opposition Israel's genocide against Palestinian children.
Here's what NEU's Daniel Kebede says:
"However, recommending the IHRA definition for schools risks deepening the problem rather than tackling it, and actively undermining efforts to confront antisemitism. It is the wrong approach. The IHRA’s contested framing risks blurring the line between antisemitism and legitimate criticism of the Israeli government and the genocide in Gaza, leaving teachers with uncertainty when they need clarity. A young person’s opposition to the Gaza genocide and scrutiny of the Israeli government are not, in themselves, antisemitic. Young people must have the space to understand and discuss world events. Schools must enable young people to confront difficult issues openly and develop empathy, not drive teachers into silence or leave pupils afraid to express their views. Recommending the IHRA definition risks tightening the chilling grip already stifling classroom discussion of the Gaza genocide. Schools need practical support to confront antisemitism, not a contested framework that risks shutting down legitimate discussion. The very real risk is that children who cannot critically explore issues through classroom discussion will instead seek their answers in online and unsafe groups.
“This report will not tackle antisemitism. It wrongly calls into question the professionalism of teachers. The existing rules on impartiality in the classroom are very clear and teachers take that responsibility very seriously. For three years, teachers have been responding to concerned pupils’ questions about this conflict. These classroom discussions are familiar territory, not uncharted ground. In that time there have been vanishingly few examples of the Teacher Regulation Agency holding up a complaint of lack of impartiality in the classroom.
"The NEU welcomes a strengthened focus on antisemitism in the statutory safeguarding guidance and we would encourage the Department for Education to go a step further by strengthening the guidance on all forms of racism. We are concerned that addressing antisemitism without an equally clear commitment to tackling all forms of racism risks creating a hierarchy of racism. No form of racism should be minimised, and no pupil or member of staff should receive less protection. Similarly, the NEU welcomes training for staff on recognising and challenging antisemitism, but we would like to see this in the context of wider antiracism training. The lack of training and time for staff development is a real barrier and almost two thirds of teachers (65 per cent) report that they have not received any antiracism training of any kind within the past year."
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In shock to share the news that Sensational has passed. I'll never forget the weekend we met and all the chaos that ensued (including this below). An incredible artist. Thanks for everything. youtube.com/watch?v=9zSnVZH7…
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Two important, maybe contradictory take-aways from this.
The first is that this is a change in tone that has been forced by the left exercising its power inside but mostly outside of the Labour Party. Burnham is in office because the Greens helped destroy the Labour Party in May's local elections, which has scared MPs and empowered parts of the Party that wanted a change of approach. So to the extent that this an improvement on Labour's position, it is a reflection of how an electorally relevant and competent force to the left of Labour does impact on our national discourse and forces Labour to humanise its messages. And a change in tone from an incoming Prime Minister does have some, at least limited, impact on shaping our national discussion on Israel's genocide.
The second point is that it is just tone. It's a three minute video for social media. It's not even set-piece for the cameras or in front of the national media. In the context of genocide, it's pretty thin gruel that many will undoubtedly find flippant and incidental.
Certainly, the contrition obscures that on substantive policy, this is no different to the Starmer government's approach. No significant increase in sanctions, strongly implying that there will be no ending the F-35 carve-out from existing arms license restrictions, hiding behind (and effectively misrepresenting) international court rulings to not call out genocide or war crimes, and certainly no steps towards accountability for complicity for domestic actors. It is little different to what Hamish Falconer has been telling Parliament for months.
And it is nowhere near enough. Doesn't even approximate being near enough, which will have to include a total and complete arms embargo, deproscribing Pal Action, and taking the concrete steps to prevent a genocide as required by the ICJ.
So the left must now organise and use the power it has gathered to itself in order to continuing demanding and extracting the concrete changes that are needed to end this genocide and secure justice and accountability. If Burnham wants to cohere an electoral left-alliance to save his skin, some hand-wringing and watery eyes won't cut it.
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I would urge Nick Robinson to read this & respond as to why none of this was effectively addressed by him in the interview he undertook with Morgan McSweeney. The right thing for him to do now would be to interview in depth Paul Holden. @bbcnickrobinson
This a deeply disappointing, borderline irresponsible interview of Morgan McSweeney from @bbcnickrobinson. It looks like impunity in action. Has the media not learnt any lessons from Mandelson and of the need to properly scrutinise political actors?
It is the BBC's job to hold political actors to account, to pose them real questions, and to get them to put a proper version of events on the record.
That is all the more important for a figure like McSweeney, who has wielded extraordinary power and has led or participated in attacks on legitimate, factual journalism, but who has never spoken about his role in these scandals on the record.
The interview doesn't touch, once, on the rock-solid evidence of McSweeney's serious unlawful misconduct or the Labour Together/APCO scandal. This stuff is widely available and easy to verify.
Here is a reminder of what we know about McSweeney, about which he wasn't asked a single thing:
1. McSweeney was Company Secretary of Labour Together from July 2017 to April 2020. During this period he failed to report over £700,000 in donations to the Electoral Commission. This was plainly unlawful. LT was found guilty and fined for this offence, but said in public it was an 'administrative oversight.'
2. McSweeney failed to report donations after he had unsuccessfully attempted to convince the Electoral Commission he didn't need to report them in late 2017.
3. McSweeney failed to report donations after the Electoral Commission told him, explicitly, that Labour Together had a legal duty to report donations.
4. McSweeney engaged in a two-month correspondence with the Electoral Commission in early 2018, in which it was clear he knew he had to report donations. Yet he failed to do so for over two years thereafter.
5. McSweeney failed to report donations even though he was telling MPs he was reporting donations, and even though Labour Together's website also stated that it was declaring donations to the Electoral Commission.
6. McSweeney failed to report donations even after Shabana Mahmood, on Labour Together's behalf, wrote an article for LabourList in February 2020 stating that Labour Together was reporting its donations. At the very time Mahmood wrote the donations, LT was taking in donations it was failing to declare.
7. McSweeney used this undeclared money, to fight an undeclared, covert war on the Labour Party leadership between 2017 and 2020. He also used it to pay for polling which was then fed into Starmer's leadership bid. Materials produced by McSweeney during his time at LT was fed, word-for-word, into Starmer's campaigning material. According to Rachel Wearmouth, McSweeney spent 'every spare moment' during the last six weeks of 2019 to prepare Starmer's leadership bid, during which time McSweeney was drawing a salary from LT.
8. When Labour Together was put under investigation by the Electoral Commission for McSweeney's failure to report donations, McSweeney was consulted by LT's lawyer Gerald Shamash. The email recording this consultation and its contents were published by the Tory Chairman Kevin Hollinrake and have been available in public for a year. The email raises serious questions about whether LT was candid in its responses to the Electoral Commission and, in particular, McSweeney's correspondence with the Commission in 2017/2018 that shows he was aware of the need to report donations. Early correspondence between LT and the Electoral Commission shows that, despite being asked to provide all information of relevance to the Commission's inquiries, LT failed to even mention McSweeney's name, let alone the phone call.
9. In early 2019 McSweeney launched an astroturf campaign called Stop Funding Fake News (SFFN) , with his friend and factional ally Imran Ahmed. It was supported by @SteveReedMP and operated out of the same office as Labour Together. SFFN purposefully set out to 'eviscerate' the economic viability of @TheCanaryUK and to destroy the livelihoods of its journalists, many of whom were long-time members of the National Union of Journalists.
At no stage in its first year operation did SFFN declare its controlling minds. Instead it presented itself as a 'grassroots' campaign of well-meaning activists.
McSweeney and Ahmed tried to take out proper journalism because they saw it as a threat to their political objectives. "Destroy the Canary or the Canary destroys us," is what McSweeney told Labour Together insiders according to Anushka Asthana.
SFFN made promiscuous allegations of antisemitism against The Canary - the antisemitism that McSweeney claims is what drove his factional war on the left - which were found to have no substance when reviewed by a panel of media lawyers and practitioners at media regulator Impress. SFFN repeatedly inferred that The Canary was antisemitic because it run articles quoting left-wing and anti-Zionist Jews disturbed by aspects of the "antisemitism crisis."
10. SFFN also targeted well-known US media sites, which led to McSweeney being directly called out by the US State Department. His colleague, Imran Ahmed, is now sanctioned by the US because the US accuses the company he and McSweeney set up, CCDH, of being part of a global censorship complex.
11. When I started reporting on McSweeney's undeclared money and his secret campaigns, including by taking damning primary documents to the Sunday Times, Labour Together appointed APCO Worldwide to produce a 'package' that would 'proactively undermine' my factually accurate, public interest reporting.
To be clear: APCO were hired to 'proactively undermine' my reporting on McSweeney and his role in Starmer's rise. The intention, as shown in internal docs, was to protect both Starmer and McSweeney's reputations ahead of an imminent general election, while I was trying to warn people about the true nature of this project and it's unlawful origins.
12. APCO produced an insane, ludicrous, highly defamatory report that accused me, my family and my colleagues of being part of a pro-Kremlin network of journalists and speculating that I received hacked documents from Russia. APCO also investigated @Gabriel_Pogrund, with whom I'd collaborated with on the Sunday Times story, making a series of offensive comments about him and his ethnicity. APCO identified a range of other journalists in the UK and US as "persons of interest" to be investigated.
This highly invasive, despicable investigation targeted my work colleagues and my family, including by finding my home address and mapping my personal relationships. Labour Together and its Managing Director, Josh Simons, reported me to the National Cyber Security Centre on the basis of this mad, insane report.
13. Less than a month ago, it was revealed that McSweeney and his buddy Paul Ovenden (later Chief of Strategy at Number 10, who would resign following revelations from my book) were copied into emails about the investigation. McSweeney plainly knew about APCO's investigation. Simons, in one mail, wrote to set up a meeting with McSweeney, Ovenden and APCO's Tom Harper in 'HQ' to discuss the 'Paul Holden report.'
Three days after this meeting I was reported to the NCSC, along with my colleagues and family members. Emails show Simons was coached in how to make a 'crime report' about me to the NCSC.
14. The APCO/Labour Together scandal was so ugly and so damning that Labour Together has been forced to change its name. It also led to the resignation of Josh Simons as a Junior Minister. The Speaker of the House has supported calls for a Parliamentary inquiry into Labour Together.
15. Josh Simons thereafter stepped aside as the MP for Makerfield in order to make way for Andy Burnham, the incoming PM who has displaced McSweeney's man, Starmer. There is a straight and clear line between attempts to protect McSweeney from scrutiny in 2024 and Starmer's resignation in 2026.
So, to make this clear: there was a massive scandal because plans were put in motion to stop questions being asked about McSweeney's unlawful failure to declare money... and now the public broadcaster is failing to ask McSweeney questions about the money. Has the media learnt nothing from the Mandelson scandal about what happens when you don't properly scrutinise political actors?
And here's some things McSweeney and Robinson did talk about, but which doesn't bear scrutiny:
1. Starmer didn't just take some suits and glasses as 'freebies' during the election campaign. He took over £100k in freebies between 2021 and 2024, more than every Labour leader since Tony Blair combined. In addition to free clothes, Starmer took football tickets, tickets to watch the horse racing, and free holiday accommodation for his family from a billionaire. One of his football freebies was donated by a company that had only just been forced to pay a £11m settlement because the installed faulty and potentially flammable cladding on tower blocks in Gosport. Taking these donations means that Starmer had conflicted himself on key areas of policy even before he was elected.
2. Both McSweeney and Robinson quickly collude in claiming that Sir Keir Starmer didn't say that Israel 'has that right' to shut off water, fuel, food and electricity to Gaza. But we've all seen the video, where what Starmer has said is utterly plain. Multiple Ministers went on air to defend the statement thereafter. Does the BBC really think that huge numbers of Muslim councillors immediately left the Party by mistake, because they can't understand plain English?
3. McSweeney has said that Labour Together was 'neutral' during the 2020 leadership election. But Labour Together, and its key associates, have said repeatedly since 2022/2023 that LT backed Starmer's leadership bid. You can find these comments on the Wayback Machine in about two minutes.
4. McSweeney says he never intended to rid the Party of Corbynism. There are now multiple accounts, including from the country's leading political editors and journalists, about how McSweeney crafted and distributed strategy documents, including a plan called 'Operation Red Shield' and a 2017 SWOT analysis, that set out plans to undermine Corbyn's leadership and install a new leader who would 'renew' the Party.
5. This is not the first time that McSweeney has spoken to the media. Instead, it is the first time he has let his comments be attributed to him in public. Multiple journalists have spoken about how he was the source of stories damaging to his opponents. While he was Chief of Staff at Number 10, he was meeting with the editors of the major UK newspapers more regularly than Number 10's own head of comms. We know this because transparency regulations means that these meetings are recorded and can easily found on the gov website. This man has shaped our media discourse, and our political epistemology, in profound and disturbing ways. It is utterly disingenuous to claim that this is the first time he's spoken to the media.
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Stench of a cover-up. As Speaker Hoyle has confirmed, we need a full enquiry into Labour Together and APCO.
PAUL HOLDEN STATEMENT REGARDING SIR LAURIE MAGNUS’ INVESTIGATION INTO JOSH SIMONS AND THE NEED FOR A FULL INQUIRY INTO LABOUR TOGETHER
On the 23rd of February 2026 Sir Laurie Magnus was asked by Sir Keir Starmer with establishing whether Josh Simons MP had broken the Ministerial Code. Sir Laurie is the Independent Ethics Advisor to the Prime Minister. On the 27th of February 2026, Sir Laurie wrote to the Prime Minister that he saw ‘no basis for advising you of any breach of the Ministerial Code by Mr. Simons.’
Simons was referred to Sir Laurie because Simons had appointed a reputation management firm, APCO Worldwide, that investigated me, my family and several journalistic colleagues, including journalists now at the Sunday Times and the Guardian. Simons appointed APCO in November 2023, when he was a director of Labour Together.
I have grave concerns about Sir Laurie’s investigation and the soundness of this finding. I believe that this investigation was conducted and concluded without considering important evidence. I believe this because I wrote to Sir Laurie, while his investigation was ongoing, offering to provide evidence. I then submitted this evidence to Sir Laurie. My evidence was substantial and substantive. My letter setting out this evidence ran to sixteen pages.
My evidence included material that was not in the public domain and was known only to me and handful of other people. It is my opinion that this evidence indicated that Josh Simons MP could have potentially violated the Ministerial Code on Ethics while serving as a Minister. I provide one example of this below.
Sir Laurie has confirmed to me that he did not receive my evidence during his inquiry. He did not receive this evidence because it was not sent to his Secretariat by the Cabinet Office until long after his inquiry had concluded. My correspondence sat with the Cabinet Office for more ten days before it was sent to Sir Laurie’s secretariat. I have not been given a reason for this failure. I provide the text of two letters I received from Sir Laurie in March and April below.
Sir Laurie also confirmed to me that he did not conduct a fact-finding investigation into whether Josh Simons violated the Ministerial Code. Instead, Sir Laurie only considered the materials that had been gathered in a Cabinet Office fact-finding exercise, alongside an interview he conducted with Simons.
At no stage during the fact-finding exercise was I ever approached to give evidence. As I understand it, no journalist or individual targeted by APCO’s investigation for Labour Together was asked by the Cabinet Office to give evidence. Josh Simons, at the time, was a Junior Minister in the Cabinet Office.
I have attempted to resolve this matter at length in an exchange of letters with Sir Laurie. I received my last letter from Sir Laurie two days ago. On this basis, I now believe that this process has run its course and believe there is nothing to be gained from attempting to resolve this amicably behind-the-scenes. I have found Sir Laurie’s responses disappointing and obtuse.
Sir Laurie has indicated that he will not reopen an inquiry into Simons because Simons is no longer a serving Minister. He has also rejected my request to consider withdrawing his findings. He has also rejected my suggestion that he write to Sir Keir Starmer informing him that his conclusions were reached without considering my evidence.
Yesterday afternoon, @johnmcdonnellMP raised a vital point of order in the House of Commons. He cited reporting in the Financial Times alleging it had procured an audio recording indicating that an APCO contractor was instructed to delete materials related to the investigation for Labour Together (I understand APCO denies that any information was deleted or that an instruction was issued). He called for a full and unfettered Parliamentary inquiry into Labour Together and APCO.
In response to this reporting, I have instructed my solicitors to urgently contact APCO and Labour Together to seek assurances that deletions have not taken place, and to remind them of their duties to fully disclose information to me because of Subject Access Requests I submitted to both parties in February this year.
I note that Sir Lindsay Hoyle, the Speaker of the House, has agreed with John McDonnell’s call for a full inquiry. I am grateful that he recognises the gravity of the situation.
The House must now move urgently to fully investigate this matter.
This scandal is going nowhere. More evidence will come out. My family, my colleagues and the country deserve to know the truth about the political project that delivered us Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister and Peter Mandelson as US Ambassador.
Background and Potential Violation of the Ministerial Code
On the 15th of February 2026, it was reported that Sir Keir had instructed the Cabinet Office to conduct a fact-finding investigation into Simons’ role in appointing APCO to investigate journalists.
This followed a Sunday Times front-page story the same day about how APCO had written a report called Operation Cannon pursuant to its investigation for Labour Together.
I have now seen a copy of the Operation Cannon report as it pertains to me. It is a disgraceful, invasive and profoundly libellous document. It shows that APCO ‘traced’ my home address, which it listed, and identified that I was living with my partner Jessica.
The Operation Cannon report made several totally false, highly defamatory and deeply insulting allegations about me, my colleague Andrew Feinstein, and Gabriel Pogrund. It also made serious and entirely false allegations against Jess’ father Andrew Murray. The Times has reported that this report has been ‘disseminated widely in Westminster and Fleet Street.’
The Guardian has since confirmed that the Josh Simons and Labour Together reported me to the National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC), a part of GCHQ, attaching a truncated copy of the Operation Cannon report. Simons had removed reference to Gabriel Pogrund but retained the profoundly defamatory materials about me, my colleagues and my family.
On the 23rd of February 2026, Sir Keir Starmer referred the matter to Sir Laurie Magnus to make a finding as to whether Simons had violated the Ministerial Code.
Sir Laurie’s remit was narrow. He was only tasked with establishing whether Simons violated the Ministerial Code while serving as a Minister. Simons’ appointment of APCO predated his election as an MP and thus fell outside of the scope of Sir Laurie’s investigation. Sir Laurie was also only tasked with reviewing the evidence provided by a Cabinet Office fact-finding exercise. This exercise, as I noted above, did not solicit evidence from me or, to the best of my knowledge, any other victims of the APCO investigation.
Sir Laurie’s investigation focused on whether Simons had violated the Code in the way he responded to the revelation of the full scale of the APCO investigation; whether, most notably, Simons had made dishonest statements in response to the media stories that had been breaking since the 5thof February. Amongst other things, Simons had liked and endorsed a claim on ‘X’ stating that the APCO/Labour Together story was a ‘nothingburger.’
On the same day that the matter was referred to Sir Laurie, Simons posted to a Labour Party Whatsapp group. It appears he did this in error because he swiftly deleted his message. He wrote: “Jonny [Reynolds] rang. PM [Prime Minister] will ask Laurie [Magnus] to look into it. Aim is to move fast. But the PET did find I had not broken the code.’
PET likely referred to the Propriety and Ethics Team of the Cabinet Office, which had conducted the fact-finding exercise. This was the same body that conducted the ‘due diligence’ on the appointment of Peter Mandelson. If Simons’ message was accurate, it meant that Sir Laurie was being asked to consider the evidence of a fact-finding exercise that had already cleared Simons of any wrongdoing.
It was in this context that I wrote to the Cabinet Office on an urgent basis on the 23rd of February 2026. I asked them to forward a letter to Sir Laurie that I had attached. I sent this letter by email and post. In my letter to Sir Laurie, I highlighted Simons’ Whatsapp message. I explained that I was one of multiple targets of APCO’s investigation. I explained I had evidence of relevance to his inquiries. I asked to be given the opportunity to give him this evidence.
I ended my letter by explaining that I hoped that Sir Laurie would ‘consider me, and my fellow journalists, as partners in your efforts to ensure that Ministers are rightly held to the standards set by the Ministerial Code.’
I did not receive a response to this letter.
On the 27th of February, I sent a sixteen-page letter to Sir Laurie. The letter set out extensive evidence that I believed suggested that Simons may have violated the Ministerial Code.
Here is one example.
Following a Guardian report on the 6th of February about APCO’s investigation, the journalist Kevin Maguire had posted to X criticising Simons and sharing a screengrab of the Guardian headline. Maguire wrote ‘he [Simons] shouldn’t be a Minister. Deeply concerning.’
In response, Simons contacted Maguire. He told Maguire that he had not asked for ‘British reporters’ or ‘British journalists’ to be investigated. This was untrue. The contract between APCO and Labour Together, and addressed to Simons, stated that APCO would investigate the sourcing of stories published by the Sunday Times, which had been written by two British journalists, Gabriel Pogrund and Harry Yorke. It also explicitly stated that it would specifically investigate me. I am a British citizen and a member of the National Union of Journalists, and I was, indeed, extensively investigated by APCO in a deplorable manner.
As noted above, my partner’s father, Andrew Murray, a lobby journalist for the Morning Star at the time of APCO’s investigation, was also investigated.
In response, Kevin Maguire posted to X that he had a ‘detailed chat with @joshsimonsMP and accept that he didn’t ask for any British reporters to be investigated plus note the Guardian changed the headline.’ Simons responded to this post by thanking Maguire for ‘picking up’ the phone, noting that ‘if journalists are ever under attack in Britain, as in so many other countries in the world, I’ll be standing right alongside you @kevin_maguire.’
I was swiftly alerted to this exchange on X. I duly contacted Maguire, who told me about his conversation with Simons. I explained to Maguire that I was targeted by Simons and Labour Together, that I was British, a member of the NUJ, and had a long career as an investigative journalist spanning nearly two decades.
Maguire then posted: ‘this controversy is far from over. I was assured firm paid £30,000 wasn’t asked to probe “British journalists” but @starmerthefraud author Paul Holden is a British citizen (although born in South Africa) who has lived in Britain for 15 years and is a @nujofficial member.’
In my opinion, I believe that Magnus might have found that Simons breached the Ministerial Code on honesty if Magnus had known about these exchanges.
On the same day that I sent my detailed evidentiary letter to Sir Laurie, Sir Laurie wrote to Sir Keir Starmer to inform him that he had not made a finding that Simons had breached the Ministerial Code. This letter was published the following day, alongside an announcement that Simons had resigned. Simons issued a statement explaining that he had been cleared by Sir Laurie but that had decided to resign in the interests of the government. Remarkably, Simons dedicated a significant portion of his statement to attacking me, my work and my colleagues.
On the 6th of March, I wrote to Sir Laurie. I explained that ‘I simply do not understand why you did not give me the chance to give you the evidence when I asked. I now have serious doubts that you read it, let alone weighed it in your decision-making.’ I asked him whether he had received my letters and considered their contents, whether he would re-open his investigation, and other matters related to the scope and procedure of his investigation.
Sir Laurie responded to me on the 18th of March. Sir Laurie told me he was ‘sorry to read about the distress that you and your family have been experienced.’ He then explained that ‘at the time I provided my letter setting out my advice to the Prime Minister on the 27th of February, my secretariat had not read either of your letters and I was therefore unaware that you had written to me.’
On the 28th of March, BBC Newscast interviewed Josh Simons. The interview dealt with his appointment of APCO while director of Labour Together. Simons cited Sir Laurie’s findings stating that Magnus had found that he was being ‘honest and truthful.’ As I have already pointed out in my previous statement, I was not contacted by the BBC to comment or respond to Simons’ interview. If I had been contacted, I would have told the BBC about the situation with Sir Laurie, as well as other matters.
In summing up the episode, Laura Kuenssberg stated that ‘I wouldn’t be surprised if in time to come [Simons] turns up back in government, because I think, the official verdict on what went wrong was that he hadn’t actually done anything wrong, but the mess was making it embarrassing for government. So that was the verdict of the standards boss, Sir Laurie Magnus, who looked into this. So that’s important to say that on the record. They sort of said, “yeah, this was embarrassing for the government’s reputation that this saga had happened, but actually Josh Simons had told the truth and he hadn’t sort of meant to do anything wrong.”
This is a strange, infuriating and absurd situation. On two occasions, Simons has been absolved of wrongdoing by two institutions that are tasked with defending British democracy. On both occasions, Simons was given the opportunity to set out his version of events. Yet, at no stage was I allowed to do so, nor were any of the other victims of the APCO investigation.
Of course, it may be that, on review of my evidence, Sir Laurie would still have found in favour of Simons. Perhaps listeners of BBC’s Newscast would be unconvinced by what I had to say. That I would accept, albeit with some salt. All I have asked for, repeatedly, is to be able to set out the evidence I have in my possession and give my version of events. I think it reflects very poorly on all parties that this very low bar has not been met.
Full text of Sir Laurie Magnus Letter to Paul Holden, 18 March 2026
18th March 2026
Dear Mr Holden,
Thank you for your letter of 6th March 2026. I am sorry to read about the distress that you and your family have been experiencing.
You ask a number of questions about your two letters dated 23rd and 27th February sent to me via the Cabinet Office. At the time that I provided my letter setting out my advice to the Prime Minister on 27th February, my secretariat had not read either of your letters and I was therefore unaware that you had written
to me.
You also ask about the scope of my work. As stated in my letter to the Prime Minister of 27th February, he asked officials on 15th February to carry out an exercise to establish the facts in response to allegations made about the conduct of Mr Simons. Once this process was concluded and the facts reported to the Prime Minister, he referred the matter to me for advice. The Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister explained in Parliament on 23rd February that this referral was not the start of a new process, but a continuation of the exercise started on 15th February with the aim of providing advice to the Prime Minister on next steps. As part of that exercise, I reviewed the fact-finding work undertaken by officials, I met Mr Simons to understand his explanation of the matters covered in that exercise, and I considered the public statements made by Mr Simons whilst a Minister in response to allegations about his actions as Director of Labour Together.
Finally you ask whether I would consider re-opening my work. It is not within my remit to open an inquiry into Mr Simons now that he has left the Government, including to review my earlier advice to the Prime Minister.
Yours sincerely,
Sir Laurie Magnus CBE
Independent Adviser on Ministerial Standards
Full Text of Letter from Sir Laurie Magnus to Paul Holden, 15 April 2026
Dear Mr Holden,
Thank you for your letter of 1 April.
I am able to provide the following information concerning the receipt of your correspondence.
Your hard copy letter of 23 February was opened by my secretariat on the morning of Monday 2 March. Your emails containing your letters of 23 and 27 February were forwarded to my secretariat on 2 March. Both letters were shared with me on 2 March.
I hope you will appreciate that I am not in position to provide information on the work of the Propriety & Ethics team in the Cabinet Office. Information on making a “subject access request” to the Cabinet Office can be found at the following link:
gov.uk/government/organisati…
Yours sincerely,
Sir Laurie Magnus CBE
Independent Adviser on Ministerial Standards
Wakefield. Should have been in Glasgow an hour ago. Flat tire. Left Cambridge 9.13. Left Euston 11.30. Paramedics called. Train terminated at Preston due to cracked rail. No trains to Scotland. Confusion. Head east. Buckfast man sits on my seat with me in it. violent threats.
Long slow zig zag of England's north. Keeping having to hide vintage British Rail jacket I'm supposed to be rocking. Hoping to get to venue before 10. May have to miss Jorvik Viking Centre .
Glasgow gig on Saturday with the mighty Edwin Stevens
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