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libra shit

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Joined March 2016
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me waking up on Saturday with absolutely no intention of being useful to anyone
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Oh I need a napppp
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“Pick another protein? Shiiiiiiiiit I’d rather pick another senator instead” is my newest vocal stim
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🖤@chrisisclueless14h
The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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ik we in woke 3.0 but im still gonna tell ppl kys
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Lost Willow at the trampoline park party over
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No we don’t Eat well and stop taking supplements just because Twitter users are telling you to.
✨BLOCKIANA✨ (@Big_Dreez89) profile picture✨BLOCKIANA✨
@Big_Dreez89Nov 6
GIRL TO GIRL: Your 30’s body needs: Vitamin D3 for mood, Magnesium for sleep, Omega-3 for brain, Probiotics for gut ! Take them !
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This made me realize that I’m not using my tits enough.
Amunet (@VintageSitcoms) profile pictureAmunet
@VintageSitcoms23h
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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Replying to @iLikeBrenden
You talking about a single person, yet your tweet is speaking in general, you can’t possibly expect people to know you’re talking about one person💀
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I need y’all to learn what things mean before criticizing because that’s NOT what people mean by “everything showers” lmfao
Brendelusional (@iLikeBrenden) profile pictureBrendelusional@iLikeBrendenNov 6
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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Cookie@mamacitasophsNov 6
This is why men aren’t nice anymore, because everyone thinks it’s goofy. And everyone liking it agreeing too. Weirdos. This why you’re all depressed and lonely
࿇ (@toomanyscorers) profile picture࿇@toomanyscorersNov 5
Bro this is the goofiest shi ever😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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there's a serious conversation to be had about how he sexually exploited all of his sons and they sexually exploited michael.
☀︎ (@lmsocurious) profile picture☀︎@lmsocuriousNov 6
Joe Jackson forcing his kids to perform in strip clubs but they couldn’t have birthdays or Christmas 😩 wtf
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Black ballerinas have my complete heart
౨ৎ (@fawnsettas) profile picture౨ৎ@fawnsettasNov 5
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Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.
Image from Marie🧚 (@glitchu__)
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@kiara7829Nov 6
“women expire at 25" you're balding at 22 and your sperm deteriorates at 30.
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Susie Glass@AriNilla_Nov 6
So my husband always smells amazing and lately I realized the scent has become very unique. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. It was sweet and familiar with an alluring and manly twist. Only one day to catch him blending my products with his.
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This would make me say no
dhavi (@dhaveedsc3) profile picturedhavi
@dhaveedsc3Nov 5
This is actually genius. iPhone Duo just became the best proposal device ever made.
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Fighting tooth and nail for a rape kink is insane
Ushukela Omhlophe (@cassie_luthuli) profile pictureUshukela Omhlophe@cassie_luthuliNov 6
Y'all like blaming porn for what we like in the bedroom. It's really boring
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