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He looks GOOD i never gaf what yall think that is my wife and she is gorgeous
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Post hard launch Dan is literally just this meme
They fucking forgot i was here with them
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mimi and mumu ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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hi i’m actually in tears. what do you mean we get silly jokes about dating each other now?????
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the way his shoulders shake and he blinks so hard the FULL BODY anger fucking kills meeee he was ready to walk out. mind you it was literally science
everyone always talks about “diva that’s science” but phil’s genuine anger here still sends me LMFAOO in his 20 year youtube career i think this is the maddest i’ve ever seen him and that really shows who he is as a person 😭 phil lester i love you never change
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I'm not trying to be an ass but how do you expect to raise a kid who will tell if someone touched them inappropriately if you're uncomfortable telling your kid to keep their hands off your boobs?
Does anybody have some advice for me regarding the child that i weaned 16 months ago who is now 3, who won’t stop sticking her hands in my shirt to grab my boobs. Please. I can’t live like this anymore.
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Willow Smith was spotted sharing a kiss with her girlfriend while leaving a store, years after coming out as bisexual in 2019 and keeping her love life largely private.
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Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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So proud of him for not backing down and making a positive moment out of what happened.
Macklemore closes out his “Free Palestine” tour kickoff in Dublin with “Can’t Hold Us.”
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cashier: cash or credit ? me: baby...vocals
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Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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he cooked
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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she’s my hero
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phan mug comic :3 #phanart #danandphil
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just so everyone is clear on this a disabled nazi is still a fucking nazi and the only good nazi is a dead one - a radical crip
There’s a guy in the bar wearing an SS shirt but he’s on crutches Morally do I punch him for being a Nazi or not because he’s disabled
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Reminds me of this 😭😭
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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17 years later ..do we remember our first times together?? youtu.be/EfsxBmYUaBg
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They are not dressing as KKK. They are the KKK.
Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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if you're 13 year old girl and shy, they'll kill u
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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Yall better than me cause I woulda reminded her I have an $80 bill to pay😭 $180 in Olive Garden is crazy. Idgaf if that’s the best thing that happened to you! Would’ve told her please go pay my bill & stop playing. Honestly that would’ve pissed me ngl😭😭😭
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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