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Phil Schallberger

@phil_schall

2014 Vulture "comic to avoid". I was born in Missouri. At the age of 48, I found God. Please send lonely singles in your area.

 Portland, Foregon
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Joined December 2008
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philschall on bluesky. I'm out of here.
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I could never figure out what to do with this website.
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Finally finished my Quibi submission packet. Wish me luck!
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I brought clamato jugs You brought your wife I've been feelin' I should move on with my life
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The milk is bad But the lovin' is good This sex brunch isn't smellin' how it should
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Cartesian Caramel@Cartesian_C7 Jun 2022
Pasta Mimic #b3d #geometrynodes
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Please. Just once.
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@DiscussingFilm27 Sep 2021
Barbara Broccoli says they will start the search for a new actor for James Bond next year. (via: Deadline)
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Still upset that Chinese rocket didn't Donnie Darko me.
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As a single mom who works at amazon, I piss in my mouth BECAUSE 🇺🇸I 🇺🇸 HATE🇺🇸 UNIONS🇺🇸
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Feeling blessed that my generation won't become old reactionaries bc The Great Famine will kill us all in our 50's.
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"57 vs 43... Welp, looks like the 43 win it then" - A perfectly cool system
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Just put $22k into Thurston's Olde Wagons and Horse Combs. Hoping to buy my mom's house and make her homeless.
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In October, I paid $482,917 for eight of the largest "Fly in Pence's Hair" twitter accounts. I'm ruined.
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It's technically not a tired premise unless it's from the tired premise region of France.
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Hey everyone it's Hobo Tom youtu.be/-Kxro7S8zsI
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Please vote!
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Shit. Shit shit. Please, please don't elect me as president. I can't do the job. I beg you.
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Dmitry Simkovf Recorded June 2019 youtu.be/57ANOZw9XIY
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