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Curmudgeon, thinker, drinker, adolescent. "Your lack of planning is not my emergency". Designer of physical products. Cats prove that the Earth isn't flat.

Bicester, Oxfordshire
Joined February 2012
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If you sit on a trillion dollars while people around the world suffer and still call yourself an “innovator,” you’re not visionary, you’re just a vile piece of shit.
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Morning everyone 👋 😄
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Hey @DailyMail do you have a link for the story you did on the proposed 4,600 acre solar farm, battery and data centre in Norfolk please?
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I’m fed up with certain politicians saying we need to “respect” the result of the 2016 Brexit referendum. A decision by a narrow majority 10yrs ago that turned out to be a disaster does not have to be respected. If a democracy cannot change its mind it ceases to be a democracy.
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Why can’t hackers do something useful and relatable? Don’t be fucking around with freezers. Hack into Mastercard and wipe out all evidence of spending. Lower the prices at petrol pumps. Shut down Microsoft Teams, or takedown Outlook for 72 hours. Win hearts and minds!
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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phil retweeted
Funny how socialism is evil until farmers need subsidies, corporations need bailouts, or billionaires need tax breaks.
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We need to do the same…..
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HMRC chasing tax debts of £43.8bn. £20.2bn may not be collected, cost of living, rising bankruptcy pressures. HMRC uses 103 IT systems, front line staff use on average 17 software programmes to deal with a straightforward case. Years of underinvestment nao.org.uk/press-releases/hm…
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Private equity Poundland staff could be out of work for years if retailer collapses. 12,000 direct jobs + thousands more in supply chain will go. PE destroyed high street, owns Morrisons, Asda, care homes, housing, vets, dentists. Yet no control on PE. theguardian.com/business/202…
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Amazing work! Now how about some God damn consequences?!
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After *five-year* legal battle, Democracy for Sale has forced the government to reveal who referred firms to lucrative Covid PPE ‘VIP lane’ for 'politically connected' 30+ senior Tories are named, plus ex Duchess of York, and many more 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.co…
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Two questions. 1. Why the fuck does a fridge freezer need to be connected to the internet? 2. Why the fuck does a fridge freezer have heat settings up to 70C? Who the fuck wants to warm their food up in a fridge freezer?
JUST IN: Fridges and freezers at some supermarkets in Belgium, Luxembourg and Sweden were hacked overnight. Hackers changed the temperature settings to as high as 70°C (158°F), causing food to spoil. The damage is expected to run into the millions.
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OFWAT hands EY £15m contract to supervise Thames Water. EY implicated in the Post Office, Thomas Cook, NMC Health, Kaloti gold, Made.com, Covid, other scandals rewarded A firm that can't put its own house in order chosen to supervise TW news.sky.com/story/ofwat-han…
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One year on from PPE Medpro declaring itself bankrupt and unable to repay the £122m to DHSC for supplying faulty PPE, UK govt not rec’d a penny while those & their children linked to company still enjoy yachts, houses, jet. Co. also owes UK taxpayers £65m unpaid tax. Sickening
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In an utterly hilarious development, those five British people who were arrested in Northern France for ‘threatening migrants’ have been ordered to pay €500 each to a migrant aid organisation.
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🤣🤣🤣 - Theresa O Brien - FB
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Of the £10bn spent on substandard PPE equipment, £1.7bn of that went to firms who were granted access to the VIP lane – and around £1bn of these funds was squandered on items deemed ‘unfit for use’. Blood boiling.
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