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Every time I passed this bike rack I thought it looked like a vending machine. So, I hand painted a giant chip bag to go inside it.
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We're PROUD to introduce our newest product, Rainbow Wash, to our loyalest Omega Mart shoppers! 🌈
No longer will you have to rely on other companies to rainbow wash products for you! Now, pride can last all year long!
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No more walking on eggshells! Cage Free Toes have arrived in-store and online. #FreeThePhalanges
🥚 bit.ly/cage-free-toes
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Attention Shoppers! Due to some recently substantiated rumors, we will not currently be offering Rumored Associates cereal.
We hope to have an update following a thorough investigation. Thank you, as always, for choosing Omega Mart!
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Get right to the bear this #NationalCandyDay!
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It's game day at Omega Mart! ⚽️
@NewMexicoUTD, big fans of our dairy aisle, face off against the Las Vegas Lights in some fresh new gear!
PROUD to be in consideration for the Official Dairy Aisle of tonight's game.
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Andrew & GREB II are on the quirkier side so they’ll need caretakers who are VERY patient! Could it be YOU?
Head to our Instagram to find out! 2 lucky winners will be announced on Wednesday.
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Your preferred pus is BACK in season, just in time for #NationalLemonJuiceDay! 🐐🍋
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Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸🦅🎇
Join us at 4PM PST/7PM EST for our annual fireworks extravaganza LIVE on Instagram!
instagram.com/omegamartusa
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Kindness is the first step towards kwality. Taste the difference of a dignified death today!
🍎: bit.ly/3EPPMvl
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Listen to Murray State Graphic Design alumni Phil Jones on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, Conan Needs a Friend, talking about his project, Whittle Dicks. @phildesignart
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
My only goal was to make Conan laugh once. It was achieved in this week’s Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend/Fan Podcast out today! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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My longtime buddy @phildesignart has a creative mind like I’ve never encountered. Recently, his genius landed him on the @ConanOBrien podcast. Eighth-grade us would never believe it. WTG, Murray Mullet!
🎙: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Draw a hot bath, light some candles, crack open a container of Garlic Temptation, and dry rub the savory granules into a glistening rack of ribs.
Repeat until you begin to dissolve into the windswept realms of your spiciest fantasies. 🥵
Thinking about giving up trying to be a @nextdoor influencer.
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Telling a joke on Zoom while everyone's mic is muted. youtu.be/BZmGLzpRCtg
























