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just a bloke who likes blokes. had endoscopes up all the holes below my waist. #youbears #thedarts #wwfc

Stourbridge, West Midlands
Joined March 2010
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Yes yes, the inventor of the USB is lowered in to the ground before being turned around and gentled lowered etc etc or words to that effect
Does anyone get a USB in the right way round on first go?
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Does anyone get a USB in the right way round on first go?
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I was considering a wank. But I cba.
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someone on a local FB group is going mad at people scaring her dog with fireworks which has prompted a boomer to say that dogs never used to be scared of them when he was growing up, to which I replied "the dogs of today are too woke" and stupid cunts are unironically liking it
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happy halloween!
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Still got no gas :( waiting in for the engineer to come and turn it back on
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Totally forgot the new ocarina of time arrives on Thursday
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#OnThisDay in 1996, #Neighbours icon Ian Smith returned as the presumed dead Harold Bishop after a 5 year absence #ClassicNeighbours #BringBackNeighbours
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LOL detransitioned back to a bloke but with tits and feminine features !
Fuck sake 🤡🌍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting "It was very uncomfortable"
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Replying to @ukboomers @GOVUK
John and Margaret - before you do anything else go back to school and re-educate yourselves. Only the landlord can register. So given you’re trying to get “clever” - you’ve actually just exposed yourself as a racist bigot who can’t read the English language
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Simon Harris being RTd onto my TL. Not happy. Pack that shit in.
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“AI image of a hand drawn Paddington leading Patrick Stewart into the afterlife”. send tweet.
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Not not needed on this post.
completely agree, but george michael has been dead for almost 10 years
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Getting into a nice cold bed after a lovely warm shower is 💯👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️
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It’s all Traitors and Cpt Jean-Luc Picard on here
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I’m going to have a lovely shower before bed.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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