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Miku in Hell's Kitchen 👩‍🍳 #miku100 #初音ミク
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Some of you have never been scammed on RuneScape and it’s embarrassing. You’ve developed into weaklings who don’t know the trauma of “free armor trimming”
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excited to announce @MichaelRCusack and i (and our great team) have been working hard on this! excited to show you all later this year : ^ )
Around 378 million of you told us to make Smiling Friends. So we’re making Smiling Friends with @MichaelRCusack and @psychicpebble and it’s coming this year. Yay!
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I judge someone's strength based on how many grocery bags they carry at once. Only cowards take two trips to get every bag inside
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god i hate my girlfriend
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Drake where’s Jesus
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If you ever feel sad and pathetic, just remember there's an entire subreddit of joyless people dedicated to hating dogs and cats. Post after post mad at the world because dogs and cats exist and they hate anyone who likes them. Compared to them, you're a fucking superstar
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Kids these days will never know the beautiful sounds of dial up internet. It was like listening to a chorus of angels getting hit by a garbage truck
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Me watching my friends playing their first Monster Hunter.
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Ok babitos, my 23 min Blender 2D tutorial is up on Gumroad for 10 dollars! It's SUPER fast, won't waste your time at all, and it gets into everything important. Let me know what you think, have fun! gum.co/iNnL
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If you don’t have a good day today I’m gonna fuck you up
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When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.
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So you think you’re tough just because you can fuck without crying?
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