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Joined March 2009
To think I was deprived of true fall for the first decades of my life. Unconscionable.
I am so leaf-pilled this autumn it’s crazy. I’m driving around New England with my mouth agape
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Omg and you’re just telling us this now?! I feel so unprepared!
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Everything Appears as it is: Infinite by American artist Alex Dodge.
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OMG Jerry O’Connell just butchered the boy’s name twice more and then mistakenly told another contestant he got a question correct when it was, in fact, wrong. 😑
Watching the National Civics Bee on @cspan—super entertaining, but there’s no excuse for the host not to have practiced the names of these children beforehand. By the 3rd time of asking a contestant how to pronounce their name, it becomes embarrassing. Perhaps write it down?
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Watching the National Civics Bee on @cspan—super entertaining, but there’s no excuse for the host not to have practiced the names of these children beforehand. By the 3rd time of asking a contestant how to pronounce their name, it becomes embarrassing. Perhaps write it down?
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Also, what’s with the production issues? Was there any meaningful prep for this civics bee at all?
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“Question 5 worth 10 points…Here is the question…Question 5 is coming….” “My buzzer is not working!” 🫩
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Waittt, Google Maps actually followed through on labeling Lake Ontario as Lake America? I thought we were collectively just dismissing that whole thing. Absurd.
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Our biggest mistake was paying people for engagement. Content has been on a steady decline since then.
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You like a few c4t posts and Twitter decides you only get to see those now. I am not even a c4t person! There are so many on the timeline you can’t help but interact with one and they just keep coming. I can’t do this anymore, it’s too much!
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Death by a thousand political book pitches on cable news shows. As if watching the news isn’t dreadful enough!
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The world does not need a billion suns. It needs stars and moons. Some people are the mountains, some the seas. Some stand as rivers, others trees. Your greatness is waiting for you to discover how it shines in the world and there's magic in knowing there's so much you can be.
How I feel when I see people my age do great things while I’m still stuck trying to figure out what the hell is going on in my life. xitter.cf/whotjj/status/21078630…
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my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each other’s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.
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“Remind me to…” by the time you finish that sentence, the ADHD brain has already forgotten.
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Is this the best we’ve got? #mainedebate
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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they take notes.
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Real ones know
ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette
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Apparently, you really can just do cool things.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani announces NYC's largest Halloween celebration. Events include trick-or-treating, face painting, and live entertainment on a record 160 car-free streets.
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Replacing lol with muahaha this month
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