2026's an interesting year.
A guy who gave me a second chance ended up not being worth it.
And now one of my previous exes want another chance with me. Sad to say, knowing my history with them, it's not going to happen.
plip plip pilpy retweeted
owner: for the last time, you CAN'T lick my sweaty armpit!!
oh. i see. so you hate puppy. you hate puppy like the plague. puppy leave. puppy gets his little cloth sack and sad ants away. puppy travels the world. trying to find meaning in living while you hate puppy. you ha
asking for the grades is like asking the waiter for the bill after ordering too much
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL CRAM EVERYTHING CANVAS HAS FOR THE WHOLE AFTERNOON AND I WILL
GLADLY
HAPPILY
ENTHUSIASTICALLY
ENJOY IT LIKE THE NEEDY MASOCHIST
SELF THAT IS ME!!
"That faggot pilpy has hairless pits like eugh, like a lion without a mane"
The very faggot making fun of me that sucked his ex's dick even though I recommended against it because who the fuck goes to their ex just to give head?
Callout na kita diyan hayop ka.
The concept of heading back to your province for cheaper haircut instead of splurging 200 here in MM























